johnkennethspangler

please please please book me my grandma is about to give up on me

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

Y’all remember toby and moby

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

it's not stolen valor if it's halloween

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i'm still alive btw

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???

[It's Leo @kccoBruins86]

Free Nimbus

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

Finna buy an elf bar just so the hoes will talk to me

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

Just found out my driver’s safety class doesn’t have a single Tim and Moby video:(

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

how about when there is a silly man

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

@thebestfish7 :(

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

Y’all remember toby and moby

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

@thebestfish7 Nah that doesn’t sound right

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

PERFORATE PLASTIC RINGS SO THEY BREAK WHEN YOU GET THE DRINK OUT

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

@tize4PF I’m convinced I just got tricked into staring at a dead old man for 5 minutes

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

You: Trying to explain basic shit to a customer

The customer:

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

just saw her selfie and moaned in front of all the homies

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

“don’t have sex if you don’t want a baby” okay virgin

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

Sorry I can’t hang today, I gotta go make 16.72 on DoorDash

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

Of course you can hit my juul thundercat

[𝗬𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦 @YESEEGHOSTS]

Legendary photo of Jay-Z, Rashida Jones, Kanye West, Aziz Ansari, Justin Bieber, Kid Cudi and Tyler, The Creator

[johnkennethspangler @thecooldummer]

FREE HIM