carl boyce

real professional security personnel for the project hail mary | 32 | proud father of 4

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@L33SPICS I know right? crazy how no model agencies hit up my line yet

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selfie

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@MarchHesOurMan // I’m fucking sobbing it could work out somehow

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@StudentRyGrace …you got me. Sigh, just a few sips of the vodka and back to the cabinet it goes.

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fun night with ry. let’s hope his ass does not end up SOMEHOW in the bushes like last time.

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@TauCetiOrganism @phmhallofshame tell ry…if you even can lord what am i saying..that I blew him a kiss cause I’m not going up there

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@jvwio yo

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@ryland_grac3 the what now

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@StudentRyGrace Im literally right here Grace.

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@TauCetiOrganism @phmhallofshame I must be hallucinating, did I just get threatened by the????? ORGANISM

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@StudentRyGrace ….Love you too.

[Noodles✨ @noodles_and_tea]

Grace Ryland jellycats

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@GraceRylandPhD ant

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@StudentRyGrace …fine. But im keeping an eye on you.

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@StudentRyGrace very funny science man.

the answer remains to be no.

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@StudentRyGrace you’re talking mad CRAZY. the bushes jumped you??? no way. how about…we stick with water for now…I think It’ll do you some good.

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@TauCetiOrganism whatever….floats your boat man