thecoolkidsfox

So what would have a second season of the Fox comedy "The Cool Kids" looked like? I have no idea, but I'm having fun writing the imaginary punchlines.

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This is an unofficial Twitter account for the Fox series "The Cool Kids." Mostly because I am looking for an excuse to write jokes about being old.

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@JoeTalkShow @realDonaldTrump This is pretty hilarious. Qatar isn't giving the government a $400 million plane. It is literally going to the Trump Library when he leaves office so he can continue to use it. As far India & Pakistan, both countries deny Trump's Administration was even part of the negotiations.

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@RichardGrenell @JoeTalkShow The difference is that she filed a lawsuit and then accepted the outcome. She didn't encourage her followers to storm the Capital and overturn the election results.

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@RichardGrenell @JoeTalkShow It's one thing to file a lawsuit. That's simply following the law. But I don't recall her encouraging followers into storming the Capital in order to stop Trump from being certified. But you're smart enough that I'm sure you knew that already.

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LOL! @JoeTalkShow

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A tale of hypocrisy, in two parts:

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I'm not saying that Chris Rock got slapped hard..but that's the biggest movie-related hit he's had in 15 years #Oscars2022

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When they go arrest Donald Trump, I hope there’s a golf cart chase.

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You know how you can tell someone is a racist? When they start a sentence with "Well, I'm not a racist....but..." Nobody who is innocent ever starts a sentence that way. You don't hear anyone say at a party "I'm not a serial killer....but."

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I got bullied in high school, but the kids weren't very good at it. They'd walk up & say to me 'You're just a mama's boy!" And I'd say "Well of COURSE I am, what's your point?"

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"You remind me of my two favorite movies...'Cocoon' and 'The Exorcist.'" #TheCoolKids

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"No one asked for Facebook. 20 years ago, we weren't sitting around saying "Oh, I'm worried that lonely Nazis won't be easily able to find each other online" or "Oh, if there was only a way for that bully from high school to track me down & say hello."

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".....and that's why every time I eat a corned beef sandwich, I think about a naked Billy Joel." #TheCoolKids

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At my age, role-playing during sex is just me pretending I'm a guy who doesn't have arthritis. Look, baby, I can bend my knee! Ooh, I'll bend it slower! #TheCoolKids