mar

world’s top tweeter

[mar @thecooolestmar]

picture this: you’re in mexico. someone is in your bathroom fixing a leak. his phone rings and the ringtone is yeah by usher

[mar @thecooolestmar]

just learned i hate the word “throbbing”

[mar @thecooolestmar]

tell me how paris hilton is 41 and looks younger than me

[mar @thecooolestmar]

nothing and i mean nothing makes me laugh like comments

[mar @thecooolestmar]

there’s 20 other treadmills open and you choose the one beside me. pls.

[mar @thecooolestmar]

sending a nerve wracking text sucks because then you can see it in your messages but like i also don’t want to delete it cause the mems

[mar @thecooolestmar]

super glue is no joke

[mar @thecooolestmar]

it feels good knowing there’s people who care so much about my life to make fake instagram accounts just to watch my stories

[mar @thecooolestmar]

i’ve recently become a daily flosser and the amount of shit that comes out from between your teeth after brushing is straight up alarming

[mar @thecooolestmar]

@ayeejuju i dont this but i find it funny

[mar @thecooolestmar]

one thing i do not understand is how some adults can go out almost every single night. like, what? HUH????

[mar @thecooolestmar]

omg the twitter refresh sound. wow. now that’s a beautiful thing. elon is a smart man.

[mar @thecooolestmar]

i’m just firing off tweet like it’s my fucking job

[mar @thecooolestmar]

there’s something almost freeing about tweeting to no one

[mar @thecooolestmar]

i should probably follow people non-crypto related twitter so my feed is more interesting. dynamic, even.

[mar @thecooolestmar]

there’s something about me and refusing to watch anyone’s story but a select few

[mar @thecooolestmar]

i’m not gay but i wish i was

[mar @thecooolestmar]

the fact that you still cannot play music on youtube with your phone closed is crazy

[mar @thecooolestmar]

i’m the queen of stresslaxing