Corey Fleming

beautifully in over my head

[Corey Fleming @TheCoreyFleming]

☠️☠️☠️

[i am married go away @donte5O2]

please read these comments 😭😭😭

[kalli @Kalli_Metcalfe]

Y’all’d’ve: Triple contraction of “you all would have”. Colloquial, used mostly in the South and neighboring regions.

Example: We could’ve met y’all there if y’all’d’ve just waited.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Darryl: Quiz... Mike, should you drive the forklift?

Michael: I can and I have.

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

It's been 13 YEARS since High School Musical was released on January 20, 2006

[the 0x king @mashfreak]

I’d really rather my kids curse than listen to this

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. A less urban Aunt Jemima.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

I don't get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. 🤷‍♀️ *Picture taken at some point prior to today

[Corey Fleming @TheCoreyFleming]

@heyimCristin

[Corey Fleming @TheCoreyFleming]

@JesusFreak11029 memories 😂

[him @loganxfarmer]

dating someone based solely on looks is so shallow. consider other things, like do they have a lot of money

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I don't wanna do anything. I'm dying.

[John Dodd @JDodd59]

When Dixieland Delight speeds up:

[c.c. @ccthegemini]

are u even at the cheesecake factory if there isn’t a group of unsupervised 15 year old girls there dressed like they’re going to the met gala

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Is there any way we can get rid of Toby?

David Wallace: Not without cause.

Michael: I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.