Corey Morse

he/him. i died how i lived; eating ass.

[Corey Morse @thecoreymorse]

Cat Guy by Billie Eilish

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August the 31st be with you.

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On 4/20 I say Happy Holidays because I’m aware of and sensitive to those who smoke meth

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@brrrandiZZLe @kelsitm That reply took me 3 tries

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@brrrandiZZLe @kelsitm Dictionary dot com!!! Not too hard. A nice, relaxing time

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Just peed on a school

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Like good for y’all for having money I won’t get mad at y’all for it but I’m about to quit social media because of you

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If anyone thinks being a full time ice cream scoop is glamorous, let me tell you about how I not only cut myself under my right index fingernail, but also my left index fingernail 🤠

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Is there such a thing as a non-toxic twitter feed or should I just stop scrolling twitter?

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How do you tell a woman “I want you to financially support me” without sounding too desperate?

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Take it from me eating 4 slices of pizza then chasing down a bus 2 blocks is not a good feeling

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I would argue that it’s more likely for the moon to hit your eye like a big piece of pie, rather that a pizza pie, as pies are more synonymous with hitting people in the face, you dumb idiots.

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@TheRealMaxwellB I miss the sound of the fire alarm going off in my home. Omw.

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@TheRealMaxwellB Should I move? Should we be roomies again?

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@djokela_ HELL YEAHHH

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Can we have work outside today?

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Y’all really must have some sort of pattern recognition disorder bc I’m seeing a lot of maskless faces in my store 👀

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The guy in the yellow tie is gonna get a little treat later for his great nodding and head shaking

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Kevin McCarthy doesn’t want to comment on Marjorie Taylor Greene appearing at a white nationalist conference

[Corey Morse @thecoreymorse]

I am to my body what Reagan was to 80s America