Jordan Jane

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

I see @marksandspencer are getting their Cornish Pasties stocked by Ginsters….I apologise to anyone not from Cornwall on the state of these, you’ll find better literally anywhere else south of the Tamar. #pasty #marksandspencers

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

I don’t disagree with Andy Burnham’s economic policies…….BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY! 😂 #Burnham

[Craig O’Sullivan @Craig1Osullivan]

You were a huge reason we’re still in this league. All the best 🤍

[Alasdair Gold @AlasdairGold]

Spurs agree Sandro Tonali fee with Newcastle of a club record £92.5m with £7.5m in add-ons, as per @David_Ornstein. Means Tottenham have committed £237m on fees alone for three new players for Roberto De Zerbi, with another three free transfers, all by July 1. Big club moves.

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

Big fan of this, and I’m not normally a BMW man!

[Mat Watson @matwatsoncars]

New BMW X5 - I can't believe they added all this!

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

I like this new Tottenham!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree club record deal for Mateus Fernandes, HERE WE GO!

Agreement in place at £85m fixed fee as West Ham accept the price they’ve always asked, 100% guaranteed — as @David_Ornstein reports.

Man United will now focus on different targets in midfield.

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

This

[Mitch Fretton @mitch_fretton]

If Tottenham end up with neither Tonali or Fernandes, every question about renewed ‘ambition’ at this club has been answered.

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

@steven_finch @ritwikpavan I really want this golf cart though!

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

Holy McMoly! #heatwave #centerparcs

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

@DoleSunshine how you feeling about this driving in Newquay? #Dole

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

Who’s coming in until the end of the season then? Maybe a club legend and then Poch when he’s available?! #coys #thfc #frankdoesneedtogo

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

So many things wrong with this’

• To sum up care work as bum wiping
• To imply that is essentially beneath the British people.
• To imply care work is not a job people would want to do.

This guy is clueless and quite clearly very classist. Plonker

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Zack Polanksi on why we need migration: "I don’t know about you but I don't want to wipe someone's bum"

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

I’m sat here in Band F panicking. #budgetday

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

Why am I seeing Mike Myers in a red beret on a talk show?

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

If heavy metal bands write about destruction and carnage, why has no one written one yet about when the kids realise they’re hungry and you’re still 5 miles away from home with nothing in the car. #Parenthood

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

Levy and Rayner in 24 hours. Is it Christmas? #Rayner #Levy

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

He’s back!

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

My new spurs shirt arrived! #DonParatici #COYS #THFC #TTID

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

@BigWards Legendary mate. Well done to her!

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

This proposed wealth tax is absolutely obscene. Home owners under 500k, no stamp duty, no council tax. Home owners over 500k, paying for the rest of them. What a load of rubbish!

[Jordan Jane @thecornishdad]

He was ‘some bleddy boy’. Picture taken trying to keep the peace in Palestine. Grandad, one of thousands of true legends fighting on after the war in Europe ended.