Sarah the corporate mama

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@MaciAsche SAME the very back again

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@colormeloverly the take I was not expecting tbh!

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Some of you never cried in a store shopping aisle over college vs. wide-ruled paper and it shows.

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@vitusspehar 😅😅😅😅

[Sarah the corporate mama @thecorpmama]

work: we need people to start going the extra mile
me: with THESE gas prices?

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I will FaceTime or text only. Don’t call me unless someone died.

[Sarah the corporate mama @thecorpmama]

@JennaHushka HAHAHAHA SAME

[Sarah the corporate mama @thecorpmama]

I don’t think I’ll truly feel like a grownup until I swap all my event t-shirts for proper matching pajama sets.

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“It’s been 84 years” - me being glad to finally see the sun on a Monday morning

[Sarah the corporate mama @thecorpmama]

My newly three-year-old requested fruit and a cheese board for dinner tonight and I’ve never been more proud.

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So…we’re all really still doing this whole “work” thing, huh.

[Sarah the corporate mama @thecorpmama]

“Cuter desk-o, less depress-o” - me shopping the writing accessories aisle at Target

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There is no worse pain than a shopping cart to the Achilles

[Sarah the corporate mama @thecorpmama]

“Help me understand” is to corporate as “I just think it’s funny” is to marriage

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“I know how, I just don’t want to” - me about most things

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My 4-year-old can negotiate bedtime better than I’ve negotiated a single salary conversation in my life

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Is “it’s pouring rain so I just want to watch Nancy Meyers movies in bed” an acceptable reason for PTO?

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When is Sunday me going to realize that weekday me isn’t going to do any of these things I’m planning?

[Sarah the corporate mama @thecorpmama]

Parenting is largely made up of taking a deep breath when you finally get in the car, and then whispering “OK” to your steering wheel😅

[Sarah the corporate mama @thecorpmama]

Remember when you used to have to physically go to work to check your email instead of waking up and reading 14 emails before getting out of bed?🥲