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Unemployed and unable to get benefits via the government.

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@GovInslee Governor Inslee, several of my friends in the restaurant industry have been denied unemployment services after applying online. I also was denied today. I tried calling the phone line and the option to speak to someone has been REMOVED. Please set a directive to provide relief.

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@GovInslee @kcexec @GovInslee your answers for how you're going to help service/food workers was completely wanting. If you're mandating the closure of all restaurants you are accountable for a solution for the lost wages for thousands of Washingtonians

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

My life is like the opening scene from Disney Pixar’s Up but I’m all alone. 😭
#upmovie #disney #pixar

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@worldnextdoor_ 2

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

The Dow after the GOP tax bill: 24,756
The Dow at market close today: 24,389

It has declined 1.5%. The deficit will hit $1 trillion. Wages are up a measly 0.7% this year. ...But corporations are flush with record cash.

Republicans 👏 don't 👏 care 👏 about 👏 working 👏 people.

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@GayPatriot Mom, pass the butter.

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@CamilleDoesDND @PatrickRothfuss Name of the Wind

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@mugglebornn @ngoziu

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@Lydiajoy13 @Wyllieboy @DamnMaYouFinee @GordonRamsay Condensed milk is different from sweetened condensed milk

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

Spent my birthday weekend writing and reading in a secluded cabin in the woods. So happy to have finally read @neilhimself’s The Sandman volume one. Addictively intriguing I had to drive back into civilization to get volume two and three immediately after finishing.

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@stouffers @MommmaSaid For real, even @stouffers would be better than that.

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@taralynnnns @MommmaSaid I’d say you lost me at the fake butter but you really lost me at 1 tbsp.

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:

UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal- 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Chile - 0
Canada - 0

United States - 643,000

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

@eScarry Boo

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

Stan Lee.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Hey Texas Democrats! You built something this year that will change the future of this country. Thanks!

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

Thank you @Apple for releasing an updated #MacBookAir. This has been a long time coming! Retina display, updated processor, Touch ID. The reason apple has done so well is they listen to their consumers. I’m so happy 😭

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

Don’t let me down today @Apple. #macbook2018 #AppleEvent

[Jeremy Wallace @JeremySWallace]

Whoa. This is the line for early voting in #Houston. Literally people camped out last night so they could be among the first to vote. “This is one of the most important elections of our lifetimes,” Cody Pogue tells me

[Ben @thecosmicbard]

One statistician has stated that the chances of winning the #MegaMillionsJackpot is the same as rolling a one with a 6 sided die 11 times in a row. As a #DND player I’m pretty sure I’ve done that with a #D20 more than once. 😂