The Couch Drunk

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@JohnCena sat down in the crowd and he got the lady in the crowd pregnant just by sitting next to her. #WrestleMania34 #KickOff

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The great thing about @WachusettBrew blueberry is that it comes with Blueberries... Therefore the healthiest option for a beer.

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Next week a bunch of kids will be talking to their class about how they instantly turned from boys to men. https://t.co/cixCjEjCcm

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Its Friday!!!! Can't wait to funnel some @dogfishbeer .It says I'm classy but still loves a good party. #FridayFeeling #BeerBods #PartyHard

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#FridayFeeling don't want to be at work, even with the thought of the #weekend ahead.

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Watching Smackdown on DVR... @JinderMahal has paid his dues and deserves this push. He showed why he can be a top bad guy.

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. @TheCurtHawkins is this generations @brawlerreal . He makes losing entertaining! Great performers!

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I want to thank @SamAdamsBeer for the surprise I got when I went to the bar this past weekend!!! #SamSummer is back!!!

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Check out the Couch Drunk Weekend Update from the Couch Drunk! This is just the beginning! https://t.co/z4j2uvEQ3y

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Multiple Sclerosis patients hopeful after promising new drug approved https://t.co/e3rSqDhWg9

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U know U had a good #fridaynight when it's time to leave the house #saturdaymorning U struggle to get 1 shoe on and then just give up!

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I learned this #saturdaymorning that 33 is way too old to be at the club. #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump @TitosVodka #vodka #worldhealthday

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Happy #Nationalbeerday... My favorites @dogfishbeer @SamuelAdamsBeer and @WormtownBrewery

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Check out The Couch Drunk's thoughts on NXT Takeover Orlando... Thoughts on Wrestlemania coming som... https://t.co/KBCwFNrZtH via @weebly

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The Undertaker/Roman Reigns match shows why Reigns isn't the man! Sloppy! #Wrestlemania #terrible #NXT was better.

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#ncaa football #nationalchampionship is the greatest day of the year... 2nd is #Wrestlemania #SundayFunday !!!!

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What's the pianist thinking playing @REALBobbyRoode music @WWENXT #NXTTakeOver ? If piano recitals were like that I'd attend my daughter's!

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Check out https://t.co/GYRxEo1IGM Wrestling blog for the first ever post and latest #Wrestlemania preview!!!! #betterthanxmas #awesome

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Will the WWE make him start in NXT? https://t.co/9K3lUGauF0

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Fancy seeing YOU here, #DrewMcIntyre! #NXTTakeOver @WWENetwork

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Another year @WWENXT sets the bar high for @WWE WrestleMania... From what I remember last year NXT Takeover was better than #Mania!