Zach Slovin

General Contractor

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@Acyn Don't threaten me with a good time.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@FOS I hope @WuTangClan has a designated survivor offsite. Luckily their bench is deep. GZA in a bunker somewhere tonight.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@LukeSampe How is the UP spared from Wisconsin’s bullshit again and again?

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@Komrad_Iron This is a goddamn George Seurat.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@breeder_j When you have a life, an 18 hour game takes weeks if not months.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@Amakundi001 Weed IS as socially acceptable, and if it’s not your friends/family are lame.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@HailstoneChip This is just how Nerd Gummy Clusters are harvested.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@Guissep58163752 @StarTribune He’s more of a broker, so you wouldn’t even be client 134, you’d be the client of flunkie 134.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@shagbark_hick Wisconsin. You're describing a resort-style bar in Wisconsin.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@_chase_____ Mother goes by Gigi.
Father goes by "Conqui" - short for "El Conquistador."

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@lydiakauppi @redroverrrrr What a weird nit to pick.

[Mike Norton @NortonMpls]

Another day in the hellhole that is Minneapolis, no wonder people are afraid to come here

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@NickHannula @realsmilyus We had the best time!

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@CheyCab @doubledranch_ This is the opposite of Uniqlo. Where dat at.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@fesshole I openly tell parents that donating platelets is the greatest thing you can do for your mental health because you’re in a chair 2.5 hours, no phone and you sit watching a movie. Also you help people, but whatever.

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@rahulb_co Nobody should ever trust a product advertised with AI and yall should be regulated out of business. All AI needs to have a bigass watermark to distinguish itself and the people who run them to be taxxed to oblivion to cover the job loss this perpetuates.

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

The worst weather is the USA today will occur around Minneapolis, MN

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@hipearlrose Mi Sant!

[Zach Slovin @TheCountvon]

@Mauritius681634 @anothercohen You have to order from Germany/Poland. They take longer to arrive, but install the same, are just as efficient, and at least 30% cheaper.