Sam Heller

chaotic good | 100% that witch | chandler

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

I now use a medieval-style dagger to open Amazon packages and yes, I feel more powerful.

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@LilyPichu I love dreamy night so much ✨🌙

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@kimmybookss Mr. Darcy and Azriel

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@readswithrachel The Bone Witch by Rin Chupeco!

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@emilynussbaum Derry Girls, Home for Christmas

[Meghan Waters @MeghanJMJW]

Som abortion thoughts: I teach sex ed and when I explain the menstrual cycle, I emphasize that if you are expecting your period, it’s one day late, and you take a pregnancy test, if it comes back positive, you are considered 4 weeks + 1 day into your pregnancy.

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@scarra she’s a boss, it’s called delegating 💅

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@pokimanelol The Wallflower, FMA: Brotherhood, Yuri on Ice!

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@pokimanelol you are the sweetest!🧑‍🎄🎄

https://t.co/wXKDjKExsv

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@aidenschmaiden Labeling is my least favorite part about candlemaking! It really is hard 😭

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

Monies please & ty. @ sambheller #venmome

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out a terrifying $10,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle—if you dare. 😈 We might send you $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/27. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@jackbenedwards There are so many but these are gorgeous

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@JustinMcElroy @MBMBaM Your dad, Guy Fieri, or Randall Park

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

@GoodJobBrain So glad you guys are coming back! 🥳

[Sam Heller @thecraftytype]

*ded*

[Shadow And Bone @shadowandbone_]

To destroy the Shadow Fold, we're going to need a miracle. Shadow and Bone premieres April 23 on Netflix.

[Variety @Variety]

Nickelodeon has established Avatar Studios, designed to create original animated series and movies based on the world of #AvatarTheLastAirbender. Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko have signed on to serve as co-chief creative officers. https://t.co/TuGdgNUReE

[rileigh✨ @rileighsmirl]

hey please get the vaccine when it is offered to you if you are able; I found out I received the AstraZeneca/Oxford vaccine as a member of a trial and after both doses the worst side effect was a sore arm and body aches for ~24 hours

please get the vaccine

[LeGate @williamlegate]

This was the capitol’s security when there were black protestors on the streets

[Ibram X. Kendi @ibramxk]

The same reason why the police routinely kill Black people is the same reason why the police are routinely unprepared for White domestic terrorists.