The USMNT suddenly turned into one of the most complete team in international soccer as soon as we divided the game into four quarters. You connect the dots.
If you’re wondering how accurate Toy Story 5 is, a toddler started crying a few minutes in, and his parents immediately handed him a tablet loaded with YouTube brainrot in the theatre, during a movie about tech rotting kids’ brains.
The vibes of this years FIFA cup have been insane. Never let places like “Qatar” host this shit again. It feels like one non stop global party this last month
“LOL the US fans actually think they can win the World Cup”.
Buddy, we have won 2 World Wars and landed on the Moon by just thinking we can do something. It’s literally our whole thing.
One of the funniest things about the World Cup/Olympics/whatever is how Australia truly believes they have like a massive bitter sports rivalry with the United States and Americans have zero awareness of this
Freddy: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there
Me: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ
Newly declassified documents from the ODNI under Tulsi Gabbard confirm that COVID-19 was man-made and the result of gain-of-function research, contradicting earlier beliefs that it originated naturally.
My Down syndrome brother Erick owns a shirt that says “BLACK LIVES MATTER” on front and he gets a ton of high fives from boomer libtards
And then as we’re leaving they see the “TO FAGGOTS” on the back
If blacks had a sense of humour Juneteenth would be like Cinco de Mayo where we all show up to the bar wearing Afro wigs and fake gold chains while drinking malt liquor
The last time the Japanese were exposed to this level of American culture they made baseball their national sport and now we have Shohei.
One can only assume that in 50 years some of the best bull riders and bbq pit masters in the world will be Japanese.