Felix 🌐🐝

25 Proud gefilte fish

[lui @lum4ll0fr3]

se quedó a dormir una amiga y le advertí que la gata se iba a meter abajo de las sábanas me despierto y estamos así jajsjsjsj

[Adam @AdamdotH]

The USMNT suddenly turned into one of the most complete team in international soccer as soon as we divided the game into four quarters. You connect the dots.

[Raining___ @RainingCloud___]

fuck you mean pacific rim

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

U.S. surpasses Saudi Arabia and Russia to become the world’s largest oil exporter.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you’re wondering how accurate Toy Story 5 is, a toddler started crying a few minutes in, and his parents immediately handed him a tablet loaded with YouTube brainrot in the theatre, during a movie about tech rotting kids’ brains.

[BriceTurangFan578🇺🇸 @Loudlobster578]

The vibes of this years FIFA cup have been insane. Never let places like “Qatar” host this shit again. It feels like one non stop global party this last month

[Johel @jmaza86]

“LOL the US fans actually think they can win the World Cup”.

Buddy, we have won 2 World Wars and landed on the Moon by just thinking we can do something. It’s literally our whole thing.

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I’m dying, the camera cut to a beautiful Ivory Coast supporter with large breasts and the Telemundo announcers were dead silent for like 30 seconds

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

One of the funniest things about the World Cup/Olympics/whatever is how Australia truly believes they have like a massive bitter sports rivalry with the United States and Americans have zero awareness of this

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Newly declassified documents from the ODNI under Tulsi Gabbard confirm that COVID-19 was man-made and the result of gain-of-function research, contradicting earlier beliefs that it originated naturally.

[Torren @Torren__]

Vas a la cocina a por una cerveza y de repente el comentarista empieza a hablar más alto.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

My Down syndrome brother Erick owns a shirt that says “BLACK LIVES MATTER” on front and he gets a ton of high fives from boomer libtards

And then as we’re leaving they see the “TO FAGGOTS” on the back

[Clown_Orb @ClownOrb]

If blacks had a sense of humour Juneteenth would be like Cinco de Mayo where we all show up to the bar wearing Afro wigs and fake gold chains while drinking malt liquor

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

"India and Pakistan are two cheeks on the same unwashed ass while Bangladesh is the taint"

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

The last time the Japanese were exposed to this level of American culture they made baseball their national sport and now we have Shohei.

One can only assume that in 50 years some of the best bull riders and bbq pit masters in the world will be Japanese.