Crass Monkey

We are the greatest goddamn sketch comedy group in New York City! Ratio-wise! We don't do a lot of shows, but the ones we DO do? Holy shit!

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@edgarwright @davidcrosss You didn't see that scene at the end with Hannibal Lecter emerging out of the shadows in a trenchant smoking a cigar to recruit them all coming, did you?

Fuck, that was convoluted.

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Oh. Shit. We need to tweet more.

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Look, it's our newest video even though we filmed it last year! #mypillow #mypillowmurder

https://t.co/9aEy6NIPn2

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It's been a while but we made a thing. Enjoy and retweet, you sanitized maniacs!

https://t.co/6bKVy435yC

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@ed_solomon Wouldn't that be something...

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Bad news: our show is postponed indefinitely, which figures, after a five year hiatus. Good news: fuck it, we're uploading one of our new sketches tomorrow!

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We make such ridiculous videos with all this fancy shit.

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First video done! And it is fuuuucked UP!

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We used to make such better looking women. Episode XV premieres Sunday, April 26th, 7pm at The @BeechmanTheatre!

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@Facebook rejected advertising our trailer outside of our fanbase. Evidently, SOME people don't think a baby hanging himself is funny. What a world!

Also, four more sketches written! Holiest of shits!

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This is it! The trailer for our first show in five goddamned years! Please don't sue us, @disney @starwars

https://t.co/pIIjn9EzZX

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@EricIdle Oh, Eric. My deepest condolences.

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THIS JUST IN:

ASMRchibald premieres on Sunday, April 26th during our tenth anniversary show at @BeechmanTheatre! It will be online the week after! Sweet Jesus!

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Holy shit! Tickets for our 10th Anniversary are officially on sale! $10 for tickets and a $20 minimum of food or drink. It will be a night long remembered. Be there!

https://t.co/o9cPN9aCok

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@HankAzaria We didn't!

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Sunday. April 26th. 7pm. @BeechmanTheatre

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@zachbraff MY HEART

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That family in @ModernFam needs to not spend so much time together.

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Everyone is worried about World War III but there have been ELEVEN Star Wars and we're all still here!