TheAristocrat

The Aristocrat is your daily source of humor. Rich in satire, reviews, laughs and awe, The Aristocrat casts a discerning eye on the world around you.

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#GangnamStyle might only be the start. Unleash the flood of Asian pop music. Time shall tell if this is a good thing? http://t.co/r9sCVEZP

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Chinese pop star #ZhangMuyi likes his women young and he doesn't care who knows it. How young? Read on and find out http://t.co/UjSRkzvs

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You don't need to go back in time for this review on Looper. There's no spoiler in saying this film is fucking amazing. http://t.co/1bl5S68x

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Check out what we thought of #BenStiller's latest #TheWatch. http://t.co/2wUxCgDl

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Do you love animals? Not as much as these people. http://t.co/p58fBx5W

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@byellymusic Hey thanks for your offer. We do sometimes solicit sex, so we'll keep you in mind :)

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Have you ever been so bored, that thinking about what to do fills you with joy? Yes, you have. Well check out our website and be cured.

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#TheDarkKnightRises movie review right here! No spoilers! http://t.co/W19brIJy

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@ShaadiDotCom I think you mean 'There aren't any', darling.

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Have you ever mistaken a #fleshlight for a magic mushroom? The Chinese have. Watch the video and laugh with us. http://t.co/HHkhTa4U

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#TheAmazingSpiderMan-But is it amazing? Read the review here and find out! http://t.co/MjuLPtUz

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The resemblance between these two #DeadCelebrities is uncanny. http://t.co/q8X9UaTD

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What makes #Christians and #Christianity such soft targets? People like these, that's what. http://t.co/Sj0f788N

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What is the drink of choice on #CloudCity? Why not ask #LandoCalrissian. http://t.co/keG32UEu

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Check out our review of #SafeHouse to see if it is a safe choice. http://t.co/iDEm5rLU

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#GabrielRoss is 5yrs old and claims to be bullied by his teacher. He has secretly recorded his teacher (snitch). http://t.co/fyBaanB9

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The wheels on the bus went round and round slowly for #KarenKlein. Who says the kids aren't our future? http://t.co/TF0i0a6x

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#AdamSandler has a new film called That's My Boy. This movie should have been aborted. check out our review. http://t.co/9L1e42iP

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@CarlJSorheim Thank you kind sir. We will shamelessly second that.

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This is a perfect example of a mugging gone wrong. Enjoy! http://t.co/Oq1wW8Rb