TheCriticalInvestor

Value + growth investor focusing on high idiosyncratic volatility stocks. My tweets do not constitute a recommendation to buy, sell, or hold any security.

[Kendra 🐙 @StretchGoat_]

Still a believer that walking speed is connected with IQ

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[Jordi Hays @jordihays]

I'm sick of food products with long lists of ingredients that I don't understand.

Someone should make a protein bar with just the following:

-whey protein (50g)
-caffeine (300mg)
-nicotine (6mg)
-testosterone (200mg)
-adderral (20mg IR)

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

This tariff pause is going to be very bad for the factory I started building last week

[TheCriticalInvestor @TheCriticalInv1]

@compoundpapi $QQQ closed at 17,400 on Friday. Implied open at 16,500 translates into -5% open from Friday’s close.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Zimbabwe to suspend tariffs on US imports

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

For all the boomers worried about their retirements, I would suggest you get a second job and cut out of the avocado toast.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Excited to announce that I closed on a $31.38 transaction to secure a burrito and side of chips

20-year senior fixed rate financing was provided by Klarna

DoorDash provided delivery of the asset

Congratulations to all involved

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Bought a dentist office

The main dentist was making $300k a year

Fired him and just started looking up dentist stuff on ChatGPT while seeing patients myself

Improved profit by $300k per year

[SPANE @SperrysandNikes]

Quit your NYC job in finance. Move to Bali. Pay $400 a month for an Airbnb. Surf everyday. Bartend a few times a week. Live on the bare minimum. Don’t come back till your hair is down to your shoulders.

You can just do things.

[Naval @naval]

Nobody who’s actually good at making money needs to sell you a course on it.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

I’m in. 🇨🇦

https://t.co/yH4HkAjL0V

[Joe Cassandra @JoeCassandra]

Most office jobs are glorified UBI.

People answer a few emails, chat with coworkers, sit in a meeting or two, then go home.

[dax @thdxr]

the only career advice i have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on linkedin

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

The Canadian Social Contract

[pepper @AGPepperr]

Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult

[Lazy Canadian Entrepreneur @JimChuong]

If you live in Toronto you will never get affordable housing.

Nobody wants to see their primary residence become affordable to the median earner. Nobody.

And all attempts to drastically increase supply will be blocked by your local NIMBY neighbors.

Guaranteed.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights