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[anna @thecrocodileguy]

this is outrageous.

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

if men don't start f u c k i n g respecting my friends i'm going to start crossing off names

[quinn 💫🏳️‍🌈 @cedarsncherries]

“LOOK WHAT I FOUND BLATHERS” i say, sprinting barefoot, soaking wet into the museum and proceed to completely eat shit as i slip and break my back on the polished tile floor

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

i’m genuinely upset that books don’t release in paperback from the start. coward. let me bend it.

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

bro david attenborough literally put all of the answers in an hour and twenty minute documentary and if it gets ignored i’m coming for everyone’s knees

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

“how do you use a controller without a penis??” - zach

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

@Wendys why the Heck did you d i s c o n t i n u e the vanilla frosty? you made my dog sad.

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

WHY IS IT SNOWING

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

2019 was a fucking liar and i hope she rots

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

@UNBFredericton people are circling your overflow parking lots. please fix this immediately.

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

@bresuppsjbieber too late 🙂

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

i am Quite Stressed.

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

“i’m just flouring my shaft” - hailey

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

@bresuppsjbieber @TwoFeetMusic @CigsAfterSexx plEase

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

“i am ass deep in rhinestones over here” - bre

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

rehab, also known as “cocaine school”. thanks hailey.

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

the SUB parking lot is a godless, lawless place and we will all die here.

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

“apples are so good i’ve missed them in my mouth” - bre

[anna @thecrocodileguy]

i survived 40 minutes of small talk with tia dafnos, also known as LWSO2003.