Facetious Bear

The Earth is Flat.
Your soul is too.
Time to wake up
and name the J-word.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Audiobooks: for those too busy to read for leisure https://t.co/UghpIrBs6W

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

@adamhillscomedy Imagine being one of the pricks toeing the mainstream narrative and trying to make this about a so-called disease with a deathrate comparable to getting in a car any day of your life when your children are 66,667x more likely to be sex trafficked.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Imagine being one of the pricks trying to make this about a so-called disease with a death-rate comparable to getting in a car any day of your life when your children are 66,667x more likely to be sex trafficked.

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Imagine being one of the pricks in WW2 London that refused to turn your lights out at night, in order to stop planes bombing your house, because you didn’t want to be told what to do by the Government. #MaskUpMelbourne

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Don't make the mistake of thinking... "well, I wouldn't do it, so nobody I know would either".
The spell of television is that you bring these so-called celebrities into your home and subconsciously believe they are family.
They're not.
They're actors.
They're lying to your face.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Can't believe so-called whites are STILL apologizing for so-black slavery they never participated in, when we have more sex slaves and human trafficking now than ever before in history.

#turnoffthetelevision
#defundtheMSM
#trafficking

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Feeling really sorry for everyone who actually buys into all the racial division propaganda the mainstream media has been pushing on you.

The same mainstream media told you earlier this year that 15% of the people you know personally were going to die of literally the sniffles.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

#hamilfilm

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Hamilton:
I am not throwin' away my... shot.
I am not throwin' away my... shot.

Also Hamilton, literally every chance he gets:
*throws away shot

Also Hamilton, dueling with Burr:
*throws away shot
*dies

Me:
Well, I'm certainly not satisfied.
Next time, let's watch Les Mis.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Hamilton:
I am not throwin' away my... shot.
I am not throwin' away my... shot.

Also Hamilton, literally every chance he gets:
*throws away shot

Also Hamilton, dueling with Burr:
*throws away shot
*dies

Me:
Well, I'm certainly not satisfied.
Next time, let's watch Les Mis.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

You don't HAVE a soul.

You ARE a soul.

You have a body.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Don't let anyone else tell you you're privileged.
I'm not privileged because I'm so-called "white".
If you think that, then you think so-called "non-whites" are underprivileged because of the colour of their skin.
That's f***ing racist.
Grow up.
You're not the special one.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Anyone else wondering if this has just been the world's largest April Fools in the making?

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Pretty sure they're trying to reduce carbon emissions to starve the world's vegetation and force us all on to Soylent Green....
#NothingIsWhatTheyTellYou

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

The whole moral of "Sk8r Boi" is that the punk skater kid from high school who spent the last 5 years on the road, touring with his band, is going to be a more stable, successful and devoted father to your baby.
#IDontThinkSoAvril
#Brainwashing
#Tavistock

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

Moses to Pharoah:

Let 'em go,
Let 'em go-o-oooo,
Don't weigh them down anymore,
Let 'em go,
Let 'em go-o-oooo,
Or I'll bring plagues on through your door,
Here's my staff; it became a snake,
Let my people move on,
You don't really want 'em here anyway.

#PrinceofEgyptRemake

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

President Trump was impeached.

Yet Republicans didn’t loot, destroy, or sent things on fire.

That must just be a Democratic thing.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

@RubinReport Everybody sucks.
This primary is a joke.
Trump is gonna' win.

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

"The trans community doesn't affect you"

Yes, it does.

It affects me when I'm told that anyone can be a woman

That unique female traits can apply to everybody

That female-specific terms are offensive

That being a woman is meaningless

So yes, it affects me. And I'm over it.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

@ThingsWork All those supposed things you've proven.... yeah, you really haven't.

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

There are probably thousands of people who legitimately thought House Democrats impeaching Trump meant he was no longer President. Let that sink in.

[Facetious Bear @thecrossteddy]

@realDonaldTrump After the fake moon landings and building 7, you mean...