The crumpert.

i like music.
unfortunately a browns and chargers fan

[hotdogs water @girlsbian_]

going to pride after charlie kirk got slimed

[ostonox @ostonox]

Xavier Becerra, California Governor, introduces bill to rename state McKalshifacechevron

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

my main qccount @schmerald got the sus lifted in case the whole 5 of u that see this were wondering.

[schmerald @schmerald]

BREAKING NEWS:

Bartholomew Crumpert passed away last night. He disintegrated into a liquid after his mother forced him to shower for the first time in his entire 204 years of living.

Schmerald is now the account holder.

#RestInPeace #FuckTedCruz

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@TheBabylonBee slop

[Nick @TheOneSoVile]

Nazbol who loves both NSBM and RABM

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@FreeKickassia @catgirlprostate schizo

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

the guy in the pic is actually 18 which is fuckin terrifying

[tm 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TM78x]

More blessings in June😍🙌🏻🎮

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@TheBoysTV ending sucked

[BON @Gresham2x]

X wasn’t dead after he got shot I ran to the car and punched him

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@kyfareek @ballfartmonkey2 he isnt being non chalant he is being very direct. go away

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@commentiquette pull pant down. show hole and hog.

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@nikicaga wow ur a hack for doing kalshi sponsors.

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

Miles davis will be in me soon

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Miles Davis was born 💯 years ago today. 🎺 To celebrate, his estate has partnered 🤝 with Dad Grass 🍃 for the first-ever official THC-infused ‘Bitches Brew’ Leisure Drink.��

[☁‧₊˚⭑⚝ @fuckmxri]

''What is the best pop-punk record?''

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@BCathLuth @NeoconBorys you don’t coward

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@BlightYoakam haha horse penis. thank you blight this pleases me as i find this humorous haha heheh hoohaha. i love happy :D

[The crumpert. @thecrumpert]

@Josiaicae larp larp larp sahur