TheCryptic

Metaverse: "where we're going we won't need roads" - Doc

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Wait I thought we annihilated their military?

Lol

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

Trump says that Iran will retain its ballistic missile force.

"They hurt a little location but they dont blow up the planet"

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Sasha- Russia kills children everyday in Ukraine. And unlike Ukraine, Russia intentionally targets the children. If you don’t want your country to flop and lose bigly, tell Putler to walk his army out of Ukraine and do it yesterday.

[Sasha Meets Russia @sashameetsrus]

A Ukrainian drone attacked a bus carrying a children’s football team from Belarus in Bryansk. One person died, six injured. Children were on the bus. Not military. CHILDREN. So next time Kiev talks “precision strikes” & “military targets,” remember this. They target children.

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Kaitlin knows exactly what to ask because pre war the Iranians agreed to no nukes but not no missiles and Trump said we were going to war because of the missiles.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

KAITLAN COLLINS: Are you okay with Iran having missiles?

SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I prefer that they not, but they have to defend themselves

COLLINS: You think Iran needs to be able to defend itself?

MARSHALL: I do, otherwise we turn this into a forever war

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Wow. Trump surrendered. All for a country that wasn’t going to develop nukes. Ridiculous

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

I guess the awkward part of the Iran deal, just like the JCPOA, is that the Senate has to sign it for it to be more than a meaningless promise of $300B (and frankly the house will have to pass a law with the senate to fund it). Will republicans who refused to sign JCPOA do it?

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Gross. So much disrespect. And Trump probably slept through it anyways.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

cc: @kaitlancollins

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

I've always wanted a journalist to ask Trump this question: "what were the terms of the JCPOA"? Huge indictment of journalism in the U.S. that no one has done that and his criticisms of the Iran Deal were treated as genuine positions.

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Under what authority is the national guard performing birthday security for the president?

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

To reopen the straight of Hormuz with a toll that is shared with Oman and Iran

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Trump is giving the autocrats in Tehran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz? Am I reading this right? https://t.co/wjfsurun0h

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Wait wait - so the strait of Hormuz is not open to free traffic?

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Looks like this is the same back room agreement I had reported on last month:

* Iran agreed not to call it “tolls” so Trump could call it “toll free”

* Iran would have “navigation and maintenance service fees” for ships passing through the Strait

* Would split with Oman

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

All on board with this

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Democrats are planning "Project 2029," a plan to jail Trump, his family, and members of the current Trump administration.

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

I’m looking forward to the upgrade

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

Because Millennials decided not to have children the housing crash for 4-5 bedroom homes is going to be epic.

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

They know they have Trump right where they want him and he’ll go even higher to make a deal. Absolutely ludicrous foreign policy going on

[Visioner @visionergeo]

🚨🇮🇷🇮🇱 BIG | Iran has officially closed its airspace and is preparing for a missile strike on Israel.

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Is it because he’s old?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Longtime GOP Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been admitted to the hospital. The cause of his hospitalization and condition are not known. https://t.co/ZfYRElfRoW

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

Had a chat with a friend in the military about Crimea. He thinks the public and most militaries do not yet fully grasp the enormous significance of what Ukraine did. Putting an entire region the size of Massachusetts under a blockade, without a navy or ground force, but drones.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Happy eight decades around the sun to America’s biggest loser, @realDonaldTrump! 🥳🎉

You can blow out the candles, but you can't wish away the damage.

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

@EmJBeMe @Gosleepriya Correct

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

It’s almost like taxing SpaceX investors could yield a 3% reduction in national debt

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

JUST IN: US debt hits record $39 trillion

Trump added 8 trillion to the debt in his first term. And has added 9 trillion already to the debt in less than two years, going into his second term.

Trump & Republicans have flushed our kids futures down the toilet

[Americans For Tax Fairness @4TaxFairness]

Elon Musk is the world's first trillionaire.

"He doesn't actually have $1 trillion, it's all on paper. So you can't tax it."

He can borrow against it. It gives him leverage and power. He can cash it in at any time.

If it's really enough to live on, it's real enough to tax.

[TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo]

Pretty lame but truly nothing will beat inviting internationally wanted on a warrant war criminal Putin on to American soil and having US soldiers rolling a red carpet for Putin

[Jennifer Get In Good Trouble @TheJenniWren]

Trump used the Armed Forces Full Honor Cordon — soldiers who escort fallen heroes and heads of state — to usher UFC fighters past Abraham Lincoln’s statue like they’re celebrities on a red carpet. I am LIVID. And everyone else should be too.