The Crypto Dorkz

NFADYOR - We call gemz before your favorite influencers decide to tell you about them 💰We shitpost a lot so becarefulz.

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

Nailing this launch.

Are you ready?

[LUME @lumesolana]

$LUME Launch is nearing, make sure to check the posts — we will launch between 5 and 6 PM in a stealth format and the contract will be here, on website and on X.

⚡️ It turns out we are launching at the perfect time! The market is looking great and we expect something really good for $LUME tonight. Best of luck to everyone!

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

This is it - get ready!

[LUME @lumesolana]

$LUME Final Launch Date - Friday 28th between 5-6PM UTC

We have finally completed the setup to make the launch of $LUME sniper-free. Here are some changes:

⚡️ $LUME will be a Fair Stealth Launch, meaning 100% of the supply goes to the Liquidity Pool and the contract address is deployed in the same transaction as liquidity is added.

⚡️ This removes the possibility of sniping, because the contract is not deployed prior to trading going live - it happens at the same time!

⚡️ Instead of launching at the accuracy of a minute, we will launch sometime between 5PM and 6PM UTC, removing further the possibility of any snipes, making this a truly fair and beautiful launch for everyone to participate in.

We are finally excited to say that this is the Final Launch date and have been testing the past 24 hours to make sure everything will go well and will continue to do so for the next 12 hours.

This launch date is absolutely final and will not be post-poned! Thank you!

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

10 minutes until launch!

Stay safe too, scammers are in full force. The CA will be in the official TG group. But that means it's hype af 😎

[LUME @lumesolana]

We are not live, do not interact with any contract yet before 6PM since they are all fakes.

Join our official Telegram to be safe https://t.co/OqN34UEDaj.

[LUME @lumesolana]

$LUME Token Launch Postponed - Full Announcement

Market sentiment and strategic timing play a crucial role in the success of any project—especially in its earliest stages with our dedicated backers. $LUME is a one of a kind project and our preparations reflect that.

Given today’s unprecedented market conditions, including $SOL dropping 13%, we’ve made the strategic decision to postpone the $LUME launch by 24 hours. We're not aiming for second or third best scenario — we're here only for the best possible launch.

⚡️ New Launch Time
Tuesday, 25th at 6PM UTC

This extra time ensures we can coordinate with our marketing resources to align with the strongest possible momentum.

Thank you for your patience — let’s make this launch what $LUME deserves.

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

6PM UTC can't come soon enough 🔥

[LUME @lumesolana]

While conditions fluctuate, we've been relentlessly building — powered by the undeniable strength of the $LUME Algorithm, which remains consistently profitable. ⚡️

With $LUME, market dips and consolidations become irrelevant. Every trade operates on a macro level, leveraging signals that remain actionable in any market climate.

Even during a widespread downturn, the algorithm proactively evaluates risk before categorizing a signal—ensuring precision, adaptability, and unwavering performance.

👉 Study more at https://t.co/P6ca0lGdag

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

Huge play here - we spoke.about @lumesolana in our TG channel.

Make sure you follow - launching today at 6pm UTC!

[LUME @lumesolana]

$LUME is loading.

Explosive announcements landing today & tomorrow prior to launch at 6pm UTC.

While the market has been consolidating, the algorithm has made some impressive profits ⚡️

[Gems of Ra @GemsofRa]

I hear you say WTF but this is $WeTF 🔥

2 mil 🤝

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

Watching for this launch today

[0xDale⚡️ @0xDaleUT]

WETF @wetfio [#ETH #utility] ⭐️⭐️⭐️

The token stands for an onchain meme #ETF. It works by rebasing to the median price of multiple tokens while still acting like a normal token on #UniSwap. First backet will have $Apu $Bobo $Npc $Peipei and $Wif included. Soon people will be able to create own wETFs if DAO approved. Project will have DAO holders dashboard for revenue share, market analysis tools to use with wETFs and beyond and much more.

Launch today between 17-19 UTC.
https://t.co/3mgQ9IEc04

[0xDale⚡️ @0xDaleUT]

WETF @wetfio [#ETH #utility] ⭐️⭐️⭐️

The token stands for an onchain meme #ETF. It works by rebasing to the median price of multiple tokens while still acting like a normal token on #UniSwap. First backet will have $Apu $Bobo $Npc $Peipei and $Wif included. Soon people will be able to create own wETFs if DAO approved. Project will have DAO holders dashboard for revenue share, market analysis tools to use with wETFs and beyond and much more.

Launch today between 17-19 UTC.
https://t.co/3mgQ9IEc04

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

@medusa_metis When is launch??? Heard this has alfa

[Medusa @medusa_metis]

You’re about to feel the power of #MEDUSA and all her glory. Get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. It’s about to, Begin.

[wETF - ETFs on UniSwap @wetfio]

$WETF will be launching in less than 24 hours, let's go over how we're spending these hours setting everything up.

What can I expect before launch?

- A shorter, 30 second explanation video will be posted about the wETF project that goes through all of the basics at a beginner level.

- Our Website which hosts the dApp is being polished to perfection! You'll see all links leading to places and a countdown soon. You can already find some new routes like https://t.co/rDARx39X7i 👀

- The DAO Dashboard is being finalized, with active governance, revenue share and motions to release wETFs.

- A few launch day surprises

We have news and plans for the entire week. Being part of $WETF is not simply investing, it's being an active part of something that will build itself to be one of the most defining utilities in DeFi.

Join us tomorrow for the new way of trading.

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

This is launching tomorrow, I would grab a bag at launch this is a good team with solid connections !

[wETF - ETFs on UniSwap @wetfio]

$WETF Launch is on Monday between 5PM to 7PM UTC. Exact time is not disclosed. Project will launch on ETH.

The launch week will mark the launch of the first ever wETF, DAO holder's dashboard for revenue share, market analysis tools to use with wETFs and beyond and much more.

Don't fall for any fake CAs! We will open the chat after the buybot has been enabled to make sure everyone can be safe. No other $WETF token supported by team exists than the CA posted on our official channels.

Join our Telegram for more info and news https://t.co/jmRrJ2NKnI

[Bugs ױ 𖦹 τ @Bugstrade]

@degenApe22 $PAC CTO on $ETH I @pacmaneth10

about to rip face

ca: 0xEa0B4DeE5E451B0F5Ea65FeB4a768f4024a35b6E

[Make America Based Again @MABAonETH]

When you see Elon wear the hat, you just knew it always meant $MABA! 🇺🇸🖤

0xa7dabB321c42Aa5397d2df5CF0595DEf1Fed9F22

[The Crypto Dorkz @thecryptodorkz]

@MABAonETH MABA MABA whooooo

[Yuhoo @yuhooowag101]

@Poe_Ether $HANA wanna join your ride and will surely get in place

@HanaToken

[Yuhoo @yuhooowag101]

@IcedKnife though i will propose to you the $HANA checkt it and you will what you talking about

@HanaToken

[TopCat @TopCatTon]

Millions of you will soon see why $Topcat stands above the rest.

[OverDose @Overdose_AI]

Once and for all, Explain it to me like a 2 years child- is $HANA the real name of shib?

Because if yes, I'm gonna bid more 💵.

True answers only please , don't bullshit me 👇