Crystal Beth

Comedian and co-host of @unlimitedsxm and the @fiftheleminute podcast. I talk about Star Wars.

[Crystal Beth @TheCrystalBeth]

Me: Happy #StarWarsDay!
Co-worker: I don't care about that.
Me:

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@joeyesposito Post a pic of all your tattoos!

[Asterios @asterios]

hey you know you can leave twitter without telling us right

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@joeyesposito Heh.

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@joeyesposito Dear god what??

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@joeyesposito @VonGormanArt @HeatherAntos Would watch/listen/read whatever these two do.

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@joeyesposito #BookshelfGoals

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@joeyesposito PROFESSIONAL

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@smteague There is a group in Colorado that is trying to stop the state from being an abortion sanctuary state and I will go to war with them.

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@smteague I’m sick.

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Just like that

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@HalDameron @StarWarsMinute @asterios @CakeBossRalph Well shit! They are my two favorites too!!!!!

[Chrysanthe Tan (they/them) @ChrysantheTan]

I posted yesterday's Guess the Tune with a ton of hints, because I thought no one would recognize the song. I was wrong! People came out of the woodwork to express their love for "In a Big Country" by Big Country. 😮

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@joeyesposito https://t.co/zGN34M1wCD

[Star Wars Music Minute | Xanthe @StarWarsMusMin]

Is "Lando's Closet" the horniest cue in the Solo score? @TheCrystalBeth joins me to discuss this pressing matter in Solo minutes 66-70! https://t.co/alCJtE6tML

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Still my favorite tweet of all time.

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Me: Happy #StarWarsDay!
Co-worker: I don't care about that.
Me:

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@ChrysantheTan My moms maiden name is Dvorak. I like to pretend we are related.

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Applies to restaurant reviews as well. There is no value in them.

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@whiteside @StarWarsMinute Aww thanks!! Glad you had fun. Pete and Alex are so damn wonderful. Happy Easter!

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@joeyesposito I work in fine dining. Can confirm.

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@joeyesposito 🤌🏻🤌🏻👍🏼👍🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼