john

dodging bullets | priv: @johnsprivateacc

[john @thecuncle]

:D

[john @thecuncle]

I'm alive, if you wanna find me anywhere than here just ask I guess idk :)

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I do not enjoy my uber eats delivery driver speaking to me like a romanian fortune teller seeking donations

[john @thecuncle]

Get woken up by brothers yapping outside my door (I work nights so I don't wake up until 3)
Step putside my room looking sleep deprived and groggy
Get told by said brothers that I look like shit

What a way to start the day

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we found the limit

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Today's whiteboard doodle (its my 1 year anniversary with the company)

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@shitbiscuit Keep going brother, it will only hurt a lot and feel terrible and hardly worth it

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Why do birds suddenly appear

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Three empty benches in smoking area

Dude sits not only at the same bench as me, but on my side of the table

Who raised this animal

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it's been awhile, huh?

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:D

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For context, my dnd character almost died to an acid monster

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my patience is being tested

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Never really got where my sources of creativity came from

Hard for me to make things just for me

Maybe I should try

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I swear one of these days they'll be replaced by folks with a functional frontal lobe

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I am this 🤏 close to getting a gym membership again, but then I remember I can just buy a weights set and never have to deal with it

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@m0thmanlair Whats up twin

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The vietnamese guy who's always in the smoke area on my first break smokes something that smells like straight up campfire and I cannot read the label.

Feel like he's got secrets I need to learn

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Just found out the greatest boss I've ever had is moving to weekend shift. I could cry man

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@dieinthedungeon

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They deserve every ounce of it

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@just_a_leper

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Today's at work whiteboard doodle