Curious Rhino

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

Sending a couple of books over to N.I. for the first time.

Merry Christmas Lyn thanks for the order.

(Books available for £5 at https://t.co/FxKZ0dmS4O)

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

Both books available before Xmas at https://t.co/FxKZ0dmS4O

They're both crap, but only £5 which is perfect for secret santa. Fuck Donna from accounts, fat slag.

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

@maguroshige In the 90s there was a show called Harry Enfield and Chums and they had a sketch with two policemen in Amsterdam.

Enjoy - https://t.co/8IYPlrJfy0

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

@maguroshige God bless the Dutch police.

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@maguroshige Hope it gets past the sniffer dogs 😉

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

Consider this little beauty despatched!

@maguroshige

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There is a stack of my book on the bar at @BanyanTreeMcr

All copies are FREE - but any donations will go to the victims of the attacks.

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

Working on a new series of movie prints.

Which movies do you want to see (drawn badly)?

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

To shift the last few copies of my book.

It's BUY ONE GET ONE FREE at https://t.co/FxKZ0d5gGe

Only a £5 for two books.

#betterthanbible

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

Still only £5.

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

To shift the last few copies, the book is now just a fiver.

Log onto https://t.co/FxKZ0dmS4O for a copy.

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

@Jesper_Landberg

She's a lucky lady.

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

@Jesper_Landberg

From my experiences with women, they all love cartoons about suicide and rape.

länge leve romantik!

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@Jesper_Landberg

When spend money on flowers when you give that special one a steaming pile of crap?

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Look at this surprise! Valentine's day is saved! @thecuriousrhino

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

Still only £5 until Valentine's Day - so why not depress the person in your life at https://t.co/MnLs2geCfd

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

Only £5 until Valentine's Day.

Visit https://t.co/FxKZ0dmS4O to depress your partner now.

[Curious Rhino @thecuriousrhino]

Sometimes the person you love isn't worth over a fiver.

#ValentinesDay

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My fans are getting better-looking.