*maniacal laughing coming from speaker* Well well well, if it isn’t my goon friends Plap Man and Throbbin!
Plapman: You’ll never get away with this stroker
Kid: momma what’s a website builder? 🤔
Me: it’s a great thing i used to use! 🥰
Kid: do you have a pic?😍
Me: yes 😎
Kid: but that’s uncle carrd! And auntie rentry…AND THAT’S MOMMY! 😲
*door opens*
strawpage: wallahi you have no gimmicks