Griffin Peacock

Editor Person | Classics Major | ex-Dota 2 esports Person | Contact: [email protected]

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@MoxxiCasts @JenkinsDota Never eat with Jenkins. Thats the first mistake you made

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@keepingitKyle @SheeverGaming Good luck man! Hope it keeps going!!

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Hey @MLB,

Playing 9 is nice, but 18 is a lot more fun, right?

#WorldSeries

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un scores impressive 99 kills in first match of new computer game "Fortnite."

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@Hot_Bid I guess personal vendetta is a better motivator

[IGN @IGN]

Parents are starting to pay tutors to help their kids develop skills at Fortnite. This is not a joke:

https://t.co/IDJb6YbsNM

[Emily Best @emilybest]

This reminds of when I was at a party and a woman was complaining how hard it was to have a name that's also a word in common use. I asked her name. She said "Do you know how hard it is growing up Rachel Good??" And I said she wasn't going to like what was about to happen next https://t.co/1BVmj03iOi

[ShannaNina @ShannaNina]

Wearing a Pink Floyd shirt today, someone came up and asked me if I actually knew any of their songs.

1. I don't need to prove anything to you, you fucking asshole.

2. Everyone knows thunderstruck is their best song.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Can girls be pope?

Wife: They only let boys do that.

7: That's okay. Boys can't be Elsa.

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@Peterpandam Interlaken, Switzerland has got to be on the list. One of the most beautiful sceneries you can imagine

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@VegaAlexey A great showing nevertheless!

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

Nice jersey on today @TrentPax, glad we can agree on the best team in the NHL ♥️

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@DakotaCox Damn. A trip down memory lane

[DOTA 2 @DOTA2]

The 7.10 Gameplay Update is now released https://t.co/JZfN46m6kV

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@RyoyaDota Glhf man

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@JenkinsDota nice cast jenkie

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@JenkinsDota

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

New year resolutions for Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un include increased production of buckwheat and coal, ideological harmony of Korean people, and bringing about thermonuclear armageddon for United States.

[Griffin Peacock @thedabca]

@thejgold @AndyRichter @TheAdamGoldberg

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

For those looking for more than just my apology, I am proud to announce the upcoming release of my new book.