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Livin' the dream!

[AwayAnon @thedabe001]

@uubzu That was unbearable to watch!!! So glad that, as much as I liked the other Dragon Age games, I didn't shell out a scent for this or I'd be pulling a Barv 😂😂

[Uubzu v4 @uubzu]

Here’s a nice montage of clips, most of which I hadn’t seen. In case there is still any uncertainty in your mind about what killed BioWare

[13thKai 👻#ComradeLoki 🇷🇺 @13thKai]

This is fuking hilarious.🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

This might be the funniest commercial I've seen in a very long time. Its for the jewelry section of JC Penny's and it is priceless. They really sunk some money into it. I guess they do good sales there. I know that im buying my very special lady's ring at a better known jewelry store than JC's 🤣🤣🤣💍

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Hilarious and accurate! 😂🤣

[PersianRednek 🇮🇷 @PersianRednek]

🚨Video wasn’t up 15 seconds and was removed from TikTok..

Can you guess why⁉️..

[#Working4aLiving ⭐️⭐️⭐️Trump 2028! @salis333]

From some dude named "Luke" on Fakebook ( I laughed out loud on this one):

"Fuck my life , Before anyone starts, no, she’s not been neglected, abandoned or rescued from a shipwreck in the North Atlantic. The daft little bastard has been out in the garden, in the rain. She’s got an entire house to sit in. Warm beds, soft blankets, central heating, food on demand and two fully grown idiots who wait on her like she’s the fucking Queen of England. But no. Apparently today was the perfect day to go outside and audition for the role of a drowned Victorian orphan. And rather than dry herself off somewhere sensible, she’s dragged her soaking wet carcass upstairs and collapsed on the bedding like she’s just walked 400 miles through enemy territory to deliver an urgent message from the front. Look at her!! She looks like somebody’s tried to clean a chimney with a fucking toilet brush.
And the expression on her face!!! Like the humans are the bastards responsible for the weather!!
I’m half expecting her to cough up a tiny bit of seawater and whisper, “Tell my story.” £50 says she’ll be demanding Dreamies within the hour. Has anybody else got a cat with absolutely no survival instincts, or have we somehow adopted the world’s first waterproofing failure with whiskers?"

Just had to share. I laughed so hard!

[The Buck You Will @TheBuckYouWill]

WE ARE BEING POISONED.

Make smart choices.

DON'T EAT GARBAGE FOOD.

(There is no playing with your health.)

[Faithfulness Okom @AttorneyF_]

Eve's eyes were not opened when she ate the fruit. Creation did not fracture, and the sentence of death did not fall.

Everything remained suspended until Adam ate. That is the scandal we overlook. Humanity did not fall with the woman, but with the man.

Genesis 3:6-7 records the sequence plainly.

The woman took the fruit and ate, then gave some to her husband who was with her, and he ate. Only then were the eyes of both opened.

This is why Paul writes in Romans 5:12 that sin entered the world through one man. In 1 Timothy 2:14, he notes that Eve was deceived, yet he never traces condemnation to her.

Adam was the priest-king charged to guard the sanctuary, having received the command directly before Eve was formed. His calling was to silence the lie and protect his bride, yet he stood beside her in absolute silence.

God's indictment in Genesis 3:17 names the charge: because you listened to the voice of your wife and ate from the tree.

When Eve fell, Adam held the remedy. As unfallen covenant head, he could have refused the fruit, brought his wife before God, and stood in the breach. Scripture repeatedly shows God honoring the mediator who stands between judgment and a fallen people.

Instead, Adam chose solidarity in rebellion. He ate with open eyes, and when judgment arrived, he blamed both his wife and God, weaponizing the woman to excuse his own treason.

This failure demanded a Second Adam, and the reversal unfolds in another garden.

Where Adam stood upright in Eden and yielded to the enemy, Jesus fell to His face in Gethsemane, sweating blood in submission to the Father. Adam grasped at divinity from a forbidden tree; Christ surrendered His privileges, walking toward an execution stake on a barren hill.

Where Adam joined his bride in rebellion and abandoned her under trial, Christ encountered a bride already defiled and broke the cycle.

He did not join her in sin, but entered our condition in flawless obedience. Rather than pointing fingers in heaven's courtroom, He absorbed her sentence, bore the curse of the Law, and washed her in His blood to present her holy and blameless.

This is the engine of Romans 5, where the gift overpowers the trespass. Adam's failure unleashed the reign of death, but Christ's one righteous act absorbed millions of accumulated sins.

Returning us to fragile innocence would have been mercy enough, yet He clothed us in the righteousness of God. Death once reigned through one man, but those who receive grace now reign in life through Jesus Christ. Amen.

[Empress Ade @cessadelove1]

Let’s pray:

Heavenly Father, on this Monday morning I surrender the weight of last week, the pain I couldn’t explain, and the silent battles I fought alone. I boldly declare that this new day is not just a reset but a divine rebirth, where every delay becomes acceleration, every setback becomes a setup, and every closed door swings open. I rise clothed in peace, dripping in favor, and unshakably convinced that no force in hell can stop the blessings You’ve already released over my life.
I walk in unstoppable progress where favor follows me, grace surrounds me, and blessings chase me down until my cup overflows in front of everyone who doubted me.
I decree that I will not walk into this week empty-handed. I will carry answers, favor, and testimonies, and everything that once resisted me will now bow before the power of Your name. Amen.

[Kachi_of_Abuja👑💕🔥 @drealkachii]

Give him what he wants already 🥺

[EPHRAIM ❣️ @Ephraim_Snr]

Kids making fun of influencers just restored my faith in humanity. Nature is healing🤣

[Empress Ade @cessadelove1]

What if God is working harder on your behalf right now than has ever been realized?

Closing doors that looked good but would have led to burnout. Removing people who were more distraction than blessing. Blocking paths that seemed promising but were quietly leading nowhere worth going. Causing delays that saved you from things that will never be known were coming.
Saying no to what was wanted so something genuinely needed could arrive instead.

Working in the background, in the unseen, in every quiet moment of doubt and stress, wondering if anything is moving at all.
He’s been fighting for you this whole time. Answering prayers with silence when the yes would have hurt. Carrying you through moments that felt like walking alone. God hasn’t stopped. Not for a single moment.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Running on nothing but bills and fear 💀

[just josh Pray 😥 @_joshpray]

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[Empress Ade @cessadelove1]

Let’s pray:

Heavenly Father, This Monday I decree that every force of delay is dismantled, every barrier is shattered, every enemy plot is reversed, and I walk into a week loaded with sudden favor, unstoppable breakthroughs, open doors that cannot be shut, divine alignments that accelerate my destiny, financial overflow from unexpected places, healing for every hidden wound, peace that silences chaos, and the bold assurance that heaven is fighting for me and nothing in hell can stop what God has already set in motion.
As this new week begins, I prophetically declare that my steps are ordered into opportunities, my voice will carry influence, my name will be mentioned where decisions are made, every chain of lack and limitation is broken, every arrow of disappointment is returned to sender, and I walk clothed in glory, favor, wisdom, and power. Amen.

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

I didn’t realize it was so simple. Why the heck didn’t I think of this earlier?

[Fletch17 @RealFletch17]

I did not know this
About tattoos 😳😳

[Mr Piccolo @iamchrizten]

7 things every woman needs to know.