The Dad Pets

Welcome to the (pets) club.

[The Dad @thedad]

One day your kids will refuse to nap with you, but your best friend will be ready.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

Throwing Benny a dog birthday party with all the classic things dogs love:

Hats
The Macarena
Kids jacked up on sugar
A piñata
Who Let The Dogs Out
Overalls
Screaming happy birthday

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

@thedad

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Going to #MakeADogsDay by cutting out early and taking Leia to the boat bar.

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Retweet if your dog smells like fritos

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

Send us your pet trick videos please!

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

The goodest girl

[with @TheJoelWillis]

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Sometimes I pet my dog with my foot and wonder if she thinks it’s weird. But I remember she has 4 feet and no hands so she probably thinks it’s weird I don’t do it more often.

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✅ ✅ ✅

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@LyssKnobbe

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

Are dog toys in the Toy Story universe alive, and do they also love being played with? Because that'd be some sadistic shit.

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

Me: Don’t you think it’s weird how you pet a dog and a dog is a pet so you actually pet a pet but we don’t say that you dog a dog or you cat a cat?

Interviewer: I meant questions about the job but go on, I'm listening

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My dog’s eyebrows look like she’s about to do a 60 Minutes segment complaining about how people don’t send handwritten letters anymore

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When I’m making a sandwich and “accidentally” drop some food so my dog can get a floor snack

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Join me.
(IG: @cabbagecatmemes)

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

Um, can you let us live?

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

Cats, generally speaking, can be jerks, but thanks to this purrsistent fella, this story has a happy ending. Read More: https://t.co/0G6kreuI8z

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

Me: I had to put in a new password
Wife: Oh no, we don't have to change the—
Me: We have to change the cat's name again

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

This is A LOT. In more than one way, I know, but I've been feeling so helpless lately because of exactly this. I work so hard to save as many as I can, but the issues is so much bigger. I don't know what to do except try to make people understand. I have to try

[The Dad Pets @thedadpets]

@thedad The dog