thedale

i like coors. and watching other people's televisions

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It's mah birthday. Where's my coors

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You where there's a good place to sleep? Eight on fhzuzip

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Slurrerrerrrrrrrr

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heeeyyyy everybody, i'm on a house boat!

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i was going to walk down to the beach but i saw your lights on!

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ARE YOU WATCHING THE GIANTS?

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NIIICE SHIRT STEF

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Heyyyyyyyyy, are we having hot toddy today?

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@shawno Heyyyyyyyyy, do you like Coors Lite? I like Coors Lite. My mustache LOVES Coors Lite.

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@discotrash Heyyyyy, is this that movie about that last president? I liked him... He wasn't colored.

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@discotrash Heyyyyyyyy, you're back? My mustache missed you!

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@discotrash You are now blessed by the mustache gods!

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@discotrash Just makin' a deposit. This Coors Lite won't evacuate itself.

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@discotrash Don't you love my luscious mustache?

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Did I ever tell you about the movie I made? It was shot in a Port-A-Potty for $50 and a tube of KY.

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Heyyyyyyyyy, is this that movie about the gay cowboys? I don't need to be watchin' that shit!

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i knew the dead guy was a shew in

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HOW DO YOU TAKE A DUMP IN THAT?

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im fucking awesome. i just said "telecast"