Matt Dalo

Hit a parlay once. Duck-hooker of the golf ball. Definitely not still sad about Andrew Luck.

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

You can’t tell me he doesn’t look like a certain someone 👀

[Darius Shaquille Leonard @dsleon45]

I appreciate you Uncle Phil and your efforts! Much love for ya man!!

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

@bazpsu @PSUNationRec So who’s your pick Mike?

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

Trading two 1sts for Sauce Gardner is an all-in move.

Going all-in with Danny Dimes at QB is like going all-in hoping you hit a gutshot straight on the river��

You’re most likely walking away from the table unhappy. But…

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

As a Colts fan - Is it too early to buy a Daniel Jones jersey?

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

We were thinking natty chances and Penn State’s season is over by week 6.

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

You can tell @BillSimmons doesn’t believe his Allen over Mahomes take deep down, because he’s had to bring it up and defend it to every guest he’s had on since making the take.

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

House flippers throw these on and charge you an NBA vet minimum for a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

“Yo have your heard this Blow The Whistle song the Birds have been playing in locker room?”

My brother in Christ…

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

Phrases to phase out in 2025:

“I didn’t have [totally reasonable occurrence] on my bingo card”

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

Drew sold.. I can’t believe it.

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

I love Ashton Jeanty and have nothing but admiration for his game..

however, there will be a few times today he has me wishing he gets launched into the sun via space pod.

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

My brother in Christ, I appreciate you but that is not “you look great for…” age.

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

Sitting in the sauna today. 19 y/o dude and I making conversation. “How old are you?” he asks.

After I tell him, he goes “never would have guessed that, bro you look great for 29”.

Let me tell you, that sentence has been living rent free in my head for hours…

[Nittany Nation @nittany_nation]

This play will live rent free in my head for a long time

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

Queue up the Rod Wave. This game is over.

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

Tez Johnson when he sees Cam Miller:

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

There’s never been a tight end in college football like Tyler Warren.

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

In a weird year where no quarterback really has stood out as a Heisman favorite, Tyler Warren ABSOLUTELY deserves an invite to New York

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Richardson is younger than Shedeur Sanders.
Richardson is younger than Carson Beck.
Richardson is younger than Dillon Gabriel.
Richardson is younger than Jayden.
Richardson is younger than Caleb.
Richardson is younger than Bo.
Richardson is younger than Penix.

& y’all gave up.

[Matt Dalo @TheDaloEffect]

Just a thought experiment, not a prediction - would Penn State survive a second loss in the remaining 4 games of the season and still make the CFP?