Dan Gabriel

TV's Dan Gabriel entertains you with his unique brand of hilarity.

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Funny Doctor's Baby Advice: Quit Job, Start a Band!
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The sky looks like I woke up in a Tim Burton movie.

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Next weekend in Carson City.

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Having a C section is the TSA Pre-check of childbirth.

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This weekend in Scottsdale at https://t.co/H2mFbswyOu

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This weekend Scottsdale!

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Holler for comps.

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We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

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Make plans.

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Headlining @RoosterTF this weekend in beautiful Sunnyvale. Email me for tix.

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Good advice: If you work in a flower shop and a weird plant suddenly appeared after the eclipse, don't feed it blood!

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Saw a "Hollywood Eclipse" today. that's when a crackhead's bare ass is blocking your view of a celebrity.

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My fave version: https://t.co/1xnJ2BBwbL

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You can see the half moon in a cereal box. Especially if it's Lucky Charms! #SolarEclipse

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CNN: Solar Eclipse Today! FOX news: Black Moon once again stands in the way of superior White Sun. #SolarEclipse

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But I'm just one person what can I do? See below https://t.co/VvtwMzBkX4

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Spoiler Alert! Don't leave milk out of the fridge overnight.

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Hey Scottsdale! I'm headlining https://t.co/H2mFbseXWW next weekend Aug 24-26. Plan accordingly.

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I'm on the Cersei Lannister Diet. I eat naked while an old priestess chants "Shame! Shame! Shame!"