Fenner Fenner

Staring into the abyss, hope to see you smiling there.

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://t.co/jYr3bRzFSo

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

Why does this remind me of the scary part of that movie where the computer... :/

[Apple @Apple]

Hi, Speed. Join us for a special #AppleEvent on October 13 at 10:00 a.m. PDT.

Stream on https://t.co/tkb3KTIxTd.

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

Human suffering has led me back here. I am a meaty machine

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

been working out a lot, currently exercising my #activevoidlook

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

Still mad thinking about ppl celebrating an old white dude telling them what they deserve #merryxmas

[neat beats @obviously420_69]

@zeroasalimit Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That’s why I shitpost on company time

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

Christmas: supposed to be about a savior baby, turned into another story about an old white dude.

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

So glad you are always there for me #abyss #coldandconstant #frensforever

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

I guess I don’t mind being identified as a woman, but I would like to die in a way where my body is unidentifiable. #humpdaydysmorphia

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

You’d get a great work out though

[🚽S̾t̾i̾n̾k̾y̾ ̾G̾o̾b̾l̾i̾n̾🚽 @rat_sandwich]

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[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

Why do we exist

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

Heading to the LA comedy store to get a fanbase. #sellout #cashin #gettotweetin

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

It's on Seattle #standup #comedy #walkabout https://t.co/aDXp5MKlhZ

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

The original #airbud was #black https://t.co/txWNHmH1ZJ

[lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren]

whoops, someone just made the perfect tweet & it wasn't you

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

SEATTLE: I'm staying out by the armory, where the service is good but the food is a little slow. https://t.co/YHhQasLIx1

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

You know what's worse than a late train? A late period.

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

Dad jokes are a gateway drug https://t.co/FMaAjLaQ17

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

techs teat is an opiate. Here's the methadone for that fix without the come-down. #milkoftheabyss https://t.co/Cr7cePSn5x

[Fenner Fenner @thedarkfenner]

@DancesWithTamis try Binky https://t.co/Cr7cePSn5x all the app with none of the anxiety