TheDave

Brooke and Eli's Dad

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@hannibalburess you cut hair and you do comedy? #ice #icethebarber #nba2k17

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@Walmart tried to return a chair that I bout 2 weeks ago, didn't have a receipt and was told it was my fault for buying a broken chair

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@Walmart I spoke to 2 managers and both refused to help

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@thenategoodyear @sacsheriff mail theft is a federal crime you should probably inform your local fbi field office

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@Walmart you guys lost a customer today over a 15$ chair

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@Walmart I use to feel like a customer here, when did that change to big corporation selling cheap stuff and not caring #suchashame

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@Walmart, sold me a chair that broke 3 days later and refused to return it cause I don't have a receipt for something that shouldn't break

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@CarmichaelDave #toombstonereferencesrock

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@IAmJordanWhite while that is true I also know funny and I wouldn't say that show is the funniest.

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@IAmJordanWhite meh

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@JarrellFMG I lifted 2 45lbs today as well, # beastmode #notthesamething

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@shanenigens you play soccer #likeagirl

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@madpstationuser hahaha

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@ShanDitty exactly

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@ShanDitty and if he doesn't know it he makes it up #flowerywords

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

"A better version of you is not sanctification" - @MattDittemore

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

If you want good customer service don't go to the @pizzahut on elkhorn. #horrible #trainyourmanagers

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@redrobinburgers member of the US armed forces not enough?

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@redrobinburgers doesn't give military discount???? Thanks #obama

[TheDave @thedaveblack]

@morewhole @RunKeeper Kim wants to know why you are in such a hurry #7minutemile