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Brand Strategist | Content Creator (ADS Creative) | I fix broken marketing strategies so you can stop losing customers. 📈 |

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You are losing customers to people with lower quality just because they are always showing up and you are hiding. It is time to get loud.

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When a customer asks for your account number, those 5 minutes of waiting for the credit alert feel like 5 years of anxiety.

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Posting a random joke: 250 likes.

Posting my business: 3 likes.

I am a business owner, not a comedian. This algorithm is wicked.

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You will make a clean, professional design, and the client will say "Please add a picture of a lion so it shows strength." Why are we doing this?

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Customer: "How much last?"

Me: "₦15,000."

Customer: "I have ₦2,500."

Are we buying bread? Please respect my business. 💔

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Having a good product is only 20% of the work. If people do not know you exist, that good product will just gather dust. You need visibility.

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Checking my WhatsApp Status list to see the exact same 30 people. My loyal fans, I greet you, but please buy something today.

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That painful moment when someone says "I love your work!" but they don't buy anything. My brother, I cannot use compliments to buy food. 😭

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Client: "I want a design that is extremely colorful but also very plain."

Me staring at my screen trying to figure out what that means: 👁️👄👁️

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Monday morning motivation is sweet until you remember you are your own boss, HR, and marketing department. Let me go and post my market.

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Tomorrow is Monday. You can either post the exact same way and pray for a miracle, or you can finally fix your visibility. Time to stop being a secret.

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Praying for my business today because my current marketing strategy heavily consists of vibes and Jesus. 🙏🏾

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Planning content for the new week knowing fully well I am about to post to the exact same 35 people on my Status. The cycle continues.

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Nothing tests your mental health quite like a dispatch rider who doesn't know how to use Google Maps.

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The social media algorithm will see you selling a genuinely good product and decide to hide it from everyone just to test your faith.

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Staring at the chat of someone who priced an item last week. Is it too early to ask if they are ready, or will I look desperate? The ultimate vendor dilemma.

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The gap between being 'broke' and being 'booked out' isn't talent. It is attention. If they cannot see you, they cannot pay you.

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Customer: "Is it still available?"

Me: "Yes! Ready for delivery!"

Customer: "Okay, just checking."

What do you mean just checking?! 😭

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The most dangerous message a client can send: "I love it! I just have one tiny correction."

We all know it is never tiny.

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Waking up on a Saturday morning ready to finally rest, but then you remember your business won't promote itself. Back to the trenches. 🧑🏾‍💻