David Daye

•Preacher •Professor •Alum: @cheribustos, @staterepwest •He/Him/His •Opinions are my own. #KHive

[David Daye @thedaviddaye]

I AM American. #MitchPlease

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

It should have been McMorrow man

[Himes Stan 🇺🇸 @HimesStan]

Any man who cannot publicly defend his daughter from her abuser is a weak and pathetic man.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Please stop making toddler toothpaste fruity
THEY BREATH STINK LIKE ADULTS!!!!!!!

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Ziploc and the cereal industry, I think it’s time you worked together. Society is ready.

[DJ @congressdj]

Whatever @Apple is doing, it’s not enough.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

We lost the art of having friends come over just to hang out

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

scrolling for 30 minutes before bed is the best 3 hours of my life.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me going back to sleep because there’s 47 seconds left until my alarm goes off

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

I maintain that MI Dems should've just coalesced around Mallory McMorrow and been done with this whole debacle.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I hate flying insects, man. You can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice, so why are you in my face? 😭

[David Daye @thedaviddaye]

@KevOnStage My favorite

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

“it's been a LONG week” me on Tuesday

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

You turn the AC off in your car for one second and it feels like the sun hopped in the passenger seat 😂