thedeej.bsky

[thedeej.bsky @TheDeeeeej]

#Crew96 here is the new copy/pasta

Constantly mad whenever I turn on a Crew game that *they* have *him* managing them.

We suffered for years, and when we finally reach the top of the league, *they're* the only team above us.

God doesn't smile on MLS.

[thedeej.bsky @TheDeeeeej]

@RoldanScored @LAFC Saved that one lmao

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#NewProfilePic

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@ReTate14 you on 🦋 yet?

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@ReTate14

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Wake up. You have fire guard.

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Nute Gunray will serve as Secretary of Commerce

[thedeej.bsky @TheDeeeeej]

@Ghostdogg19 @malhdavis @JoeBiden

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@kristenschaaled @MrRaceBannon The soon to be famous Canadian Island of Colorado!

[thedeej.bsky @TheDeeeeej]

@MrRaceBannon Can Colorado and New Mexico be a Canadian island :(

[thedeej.bsky @TheDeeeeej]

Talking to the new E2 in the NOC be like:

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

A woman's rant is going semi-viral in political circles on Twitter and Facebook. Some are citing her rant as evidence of potential electoral interference during the 2024 Presidential election.

The woman's opening remarks claim she possesses a CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert) — a very prestigious certification which is often possessed by truly dedicated people.

Currently there are only 45,000 active CCIE holders worldwide. Only 3% of Cisco cert holders attempt it ... and only 26% pass — it has a 74% failure rate.

Now it should be stated that no one in our group possesses a CCIE. We do not claim to be network experts, we're just malware nerds. However, despite our lackluster understanding of networking (beyond the computer science basics of the OSI model), we can confidently say this woman does not possess a CCIE and we believe she is lying.

Additionally, we would like to note we did indeed watch this entire video. Despite this woman's jargon and clear ... plainly wrong information... we decided to give her a chance to speak her mind and opinion.

We do not recommend watching the entire 8 minute video. You will have no benefit from it. At roughly 4 minutes you will see, very clearly, this is not a technical person.

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@ReTate14

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@WarPigsChief Togo international. lol. Lmao even.

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@CEOAdam

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#Lucho2Crew96 #Crew96

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

Here is Lucho Acosta postgame opening the door to a potential surprise departure from FC Cincinnati.

The 2023 MLS MVP is under contract with the club through the 2026 season.

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

Miami, a grammy, a triple whammy.

It don’t matter. Atlanta in 3.

[Fender @x_fenderx]

🤣🤣💀 #atlutd

[thedeej.bsky @TheDeeeeej]

@AwaaraHoon @ESPNFC Messi isn’t good enough.

[USMNT NATION @USMNTvsHaters]

Brad Guzan laughing at Luis Suarez complaining might be one of the funniest moments in MLS post season history 😭😭😭

[⭐⭐⭐ Luke 茂雄 @LukeShigeo]

Issa Tall has the opportunity to do the funniest thing