Deja ✨

California native and unofficial New Yorker

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. SITTING. PRESIDENT. OF. THE. UNITED. STATES. GOT. HIS. ACCOUNTS. CLOSED. FOR. MONEY. LAUNDERING. AND. IT'S. BARELY. NEWS.

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

the mannequins almost sent me to glory!! 😭😭

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

The soft “oh my God” is so real lmao cause wym I said “blow job” at work?

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Unfortunately this was hilarious. 10/10 execution. He meant that with his whole heart.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

-hires formerly incarcerated ppl
-DEI program still in tact
- Supports HBCU's

Yeah keep stealing them ppl's designs, you alright with me Big Steve!

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

closer, come a little closer. closer, closer, closer. 🥂

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Abdul El-Sayed wins Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Michigan.

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[t$ @dinereauxx]

i’m not working 3 jobs regardless of the economy, so there’s that

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Your raise: +2%, +2.5%, +3%, +2%

Your rent: +8%, +11%, +9%, +14%

Your grocery bill: +6%, +9%, +12%, +11%

Your energy bill: +12%, +15%, +9%, +27%

Your savings: 0%, 0%, 0%, 0%

But sure, the 3% year was a “strong performance review.”

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

kinda nuts that we live on the only planet with fresh, drinkable water and we’ve decided to waste it all on war and artificial intelligence

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If we can't arrest a sitting President for laundering money, illegal war crimes, market manipulation, being named a pedophile in the Epstein Files, kidnapping a world leader and his wife, and having to pay $88.3M for sexually assaulting a woman....WHAT THE FUCK ARE LAWS FOR???

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Barack Obama turns 65 today.

[Peaches 🍑 @_KingArii]

Spirit Airlines gone. Gas prices disrespectful. Groceries cost a whole paycheck or get recalled. The weather is acting like it has a personal vendetta. Miami Beach looking like a seaweed farm. Electricity bills creeping up 10-20%. Kids are feral. & every day it feels like our president is finding new ways to make life harder.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

What a nightmare. By implementing the tariffs illegally, and now having to unwind them, the Trump administration created over $100 billion of profit for corporations selling foreign products, at the expense of American consumers.

Your refund: $0.00
Apple’s profit: $2.2 billion

[Laurieann Lettau @lmtobias]

Amazon raised their prices because of the tariffs.

Then they got a $600,000,000 refund.

SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!

Where is our refund for the extra money they charged us.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Just to be clear... WE PAID THE FUCKING TARIFFS AND THE CORPORATIONS GOT THE REFUNDS.

If you vote Republican ever again, you're as dumb as that red hat makes you look.

[MOTHERS. @francemothers]

I think Zara Larsson is who yall think Tate McRae is —and I truly hate that misunderstanding for yall.