The Deep End

even shallower takes from northwestern's premier comedy-journalism club

[The Deep End @thedeependnu]

First episode back is out or whatever. Watch it. Or not. Whatever. Idc. or whatever.

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hang in there, everyone

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jk maintain optimism!!!

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It might be time to dive into the deep end*…

*drown ourselves

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WE’RE BAAAAAAAAAACK (fr this time)

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i’ m back

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https://t.co/3ecS2dWwyw

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Wow, 70 views already? Watch out Jake Paul, we’re coming for you! And when we catch you, you better believe we’ll throw down in the ring! Check out our newest episode on NU’s covid policies so we can continue to make masturbation jokes and beat up Jake Paul!

[The Deep End @thedeependnu]

Check out our newest episode!! We talk about contact tracing and isolation housing and definitely make a lot of funny jokes! https://t.co/3ecS2dWwyw🦷🫁✌️

[The Deep End @thedeependnu]

(That’s an instruction)

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Arsonistic arsonists, arson arsonists.

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Hurt people hurt people

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Thinking of our favorite positive disruptor, JPK. (tweets are our own)

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Get viral marketing campaigns out of our classrooms!

[The Daily Northwestern @thedailynu]

NEW: Kellogg students are required to test twice weekly and student-led social events are canceled until Friday.
https://t.co/cqYuRbSrg8

[The Deep End @thedeependnu]

Just want to wish a massive Movember shoutout to @AChaurize We are sorry we didnt follow you until right now. Happy Movember!

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Might fuck around, then get serious, then fuck around again

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It is equally embarrassing to be on the toilet alone as it is to eat dinner alone.

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The older you get, the more you miss people.

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Sometimes people have to eat dinner alone.

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Just like us, student athletes also have to buy their own performance enhancing drugs! https://t.co/eWlqamiqx1