Deily9rind

Hype slayer||Takes care of the lawn, snow removal, sports, extra curriculars, assembles furniture, home security, car maintenance, and watches the kids

[Droid @droid254]

Tanzania ranks 121/121 in Claude usage ...these are the kinda neighbors we have

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

A foreigner has come online to complain about fake alcohol in Kenya. What followed after he drank just 60 ml of liquor he purchased at a legit place was catastrophic. He even lost 3kgs. So many young people are either dying, surviving serious health complications, or losing themselves to this poison.
Clubs will hire all manner of crooks, sluts, money launderers, scammers, tailors, influencers, comedians masquerading as politicians to splash money in clubs and jump on tables while holding fake expensive alcohol, just to entice more youths into this trap.

[Jerr @jerr_rrej]

Lot of simp accounts say “fuck her so good she…” Don’t get lured into being a trained monkey for female pleasure.

[Humble African. @AzimOscar]

Wezi nao hukua na madem peng sana.
Alafu bibi za wezi huwa loyal af.

[Deily9rind @thedeilygrind]

Politicians and media personalities have Gen Z children they’d never hold to some moral standards. They love and adore their kids exactly as they are.

[Bites⁷🎀𝓐𝓻𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰 @BitesTae15]

politicians and media use "genz" like we are some diff type of species 😭

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

I watched 73 hours of Game of Thrones and now 27 House of the Dragon.

I still don’t really know who’s who or why the fuck they’re fighting each other.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Finally mlipata tribe ya Larry? Just strangle the he-goat, the drum is heavy during the return journey.

[Deily9rind @thedeilygrind]

Siku alianza kuongea akipumua kama a pregnant woman ndo nilimtambua who she really is and put her where she belongs.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Lynn Ngugi ni wale Kikuyu women watakuleta divorce papers to your ICU bed, ukiwa msick ajab battling prostate cancer, after transferring all your property to her name with the aid of a mikora lawyer in town. A very evil woman yule.

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

On my life your useless club could neverrrrrrrr.

[☥Lucky ☥ @Wisethedome]

Sometimes the smartest thing you can do with a problem is give it 24 hours before touching it.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

If anything I say here offends you, blame your parents for raising a pussy.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Hii nairobi sasa kuna rende ingine inaitwa the nairobi flying monkeys. This is a battalion of people in Nairobi who exist in this city dangerously. They play hide and seek with poverty everyday. Mtu hajaandikwa kazi,hawezi point aseme pale ndio nafanya kazi,but still they manage to pay rent,and some have even gone to the extent of buying cars. Hawa wanaishi kwa neema ya bwana,and they know it. Wanaendanga kusota kadeal kanatokea,wanarudi steady. They have done this for years. Na hawananga ata savings

Hawa ndio ile kitabu ya mathayo sita inaongelea,kuna mahali mungu anaambia watu yake, Look at the birds,they do not reap or store in barns,yet they do not sleep hungry. Is it not because they trust in me? These guys are very strong mentally. Wanajiaminia namna atari sana. Mtu anajua vizuri hajui kwenye atatoa rent end month,na saa hiyo tuko date 27,na hashtuki. Ako tu. Weh! Apana chesa na hii flying monkeys bwana

[Deily9rind @thedeilygrind]

Knowing when to leave the game before the game leaves you is actually the best thing to a man.

[MaHMuD Waziri @Mahmud_wazeeree]

No wonder she's balding already.😭😂

[Sage @Colly1026]

So Spotify and YouTube are paid by companies to show us ads but they also want us to pay so that they do not show us the ads. Whoever came up with this idea is a financial genius.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Teacher: The exam will be easy.

Question 1: Is Barca attacking or defending?

[Deily9rind @thedeilygrind]

Get in there, make it about men. Can always be me 😉.

[Deily9rind @thedeilygrind]

Knowing when to leave the game before the game leaves you is actually the best thing to a man.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Fabrizio Romano via LinkedIn:

“I’m probably NOT going to continue into the transfer market industry as I’m doing right now for longer.

“It’s time to CHANGE the approach, the view, but this will be another topic soon, after the transfer window closes.”

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Fabrizio Romano via LinkedIn:

“I’m probably NOT going to continue into the transfer market industry as I’m doing right now for longer.

“It’s time to CHANGE the approach, the view, but this will be another topic soon, after the transfer window closes.”