rubin

bleh

[rubin @thedemol0vers]

maybe your cats meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[rubin @thedemol0vers]

ur one friend who’s genuinely going insane and refuses to tell anyone about it

[Loner @drunkguy_1]

it's cocktober, go suck a cock, hopefully mine

[chloe star @snowiecone]

i haven’t masturbated in a week and now i can read minds and also levitate

[xixo @fotzepolitic17]

listening to music with my pants down in case i cum

[xixo @fotzepolitic17]

you guys are just cigarettes to me

[spider @rx4mg]

microwaving my penis for 5 seconds

[crumpet @mistermaget559]

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽

[Viya @kingfujothe1st]

i have no lust for life. in fact my metaphorical penis is flacid at the thought of waking up tomorrow.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Cigarettes. That's it. There was no sex before it

[⋆Lula/Wren⋆ @xVampireQueen_x]

i can so send nudes platonically

[rubin @thedemol0vers]

advocating for smoke breaks in schools

[cris @idgafcrispi]

6 años fumando y aún no se me ha hecho vicio #disciplina

[rubin @thedemol0vers]

huzzfag

[rubin @thedemol0vers]

i’m going to wrap my car around a tree

[rubin @thedemol0vers]

opening twt and it’s just tweets from the worst person you know talking about how miserable they are

[rubin @thedemol0vers]

if one more person talks to me about someone they like i’m blowing my shit smooth off right in front of them

[Sniperrr @btcsniperrr]

“im gonna block you” do it, i lost the love of my life 12 bitches ago

[stel @requiem2you]

i am an ugly stupid pervert and i need to be shot

[Violet🍃 @Violetparttwo]

i would never abuse alcohol i love it so much