El Gordo

Jacob and Louie ❤️

[El Gordo @thedertywizard]

@danjohns1985 If you’ve not already experienced the day when he leaves some sort of shiny expensive space death ray gun on the floor and runs around peow peowing with a stick then look forward to that 😩

[John Cross @johncrossmirror]

Also on United... it may not be a popular view, but if you spend nearly £150m on three outstanding British talents, that should be seen as really good business, intelligent spending and in line with what Man United stand for. I think they deserve praise. There, I said it.

[BBC @BBC]

“I am just an extreme example of what a working man can achieve.”

Here are five reasons we love the legendary Tommy Shelby… #PeakyBlinders

[El Gordo @thedertywizard]

The last one got dust in my eye

[James Maddison @Madders10]

When he tells you he had the 💩 ....😒

[El Gordo @thedertywizard]

Not quite understanding United fans at the moment, the two biggest problems we had were centre back and right back.. we’ve spent £130 million to fix that. Signed a winger too. Obviously a midfielder and striker would be great but what team doesn’t need a couple of players?

[El Gordo @thedertywizard]

A cocoon round your shoulders when you’re half cut and your heads fucked

[Reverend&TheMakers @Reverend_Makers]

Beautiful this ya know ❤️

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Classy from Sterling today.

[El Gordo @thedertywizard]

Didn’t want him anyway 😭

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Sky sources: Manchester United end their interest in Juventus forward Paulo Dybala.

[LADbible @ladbible]

Dogs really are in a world of their own... 😂🐶

[El Gordo @thedertywizard]

@connor_newton 🤣🤣🤣

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Is there anywhere better to watch a Test match than Edgbaston? 👏

Scorecard/Videos: https://t.co/1J6wGj3xwv

#Ashes

[Name cannot be blank @crxwcodile]

"How big of a wanker is Boris Johnson?"

[El Gordo @thedertywizard]

@luke_allard93 @Luke_Danvers Not even the best player Arsenal have seen in the Premier league

[El Gordo @thedertywizard]

@BenDexter7 I heard this in your voice