troll woman

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

i am a bad-ass witch with your dick in my basket.

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

@eaweinberg Modeled

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

I ate too many old man flakes..

[legal drinking ape @heavysweating]

the smallest house in ontario is right around the corner from where i live. folks, the house is very small.

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

Where the app for people who are a disappointment ?

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

Putting on makeup to cover my failure to get a job?

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

@heavysweating what about good, old fashioned, bank robbing?

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

I hope I drown doing the dishes

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

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[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

Two fav words: savory muffin
Three fav words: I love poo

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

signature dish: rice cake. butter. salt. honey.
so good.
what do you think @GordonRamsay ?

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

oh, its sandals..

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

when your husband isn't around to help you spell "sandles"

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

I love a man with elaborately embroidered butt pockets

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

I had forgotten what it was like to have a nare-ed asshole 😊🌈🐥

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

I feel bad about myself today. What else is new?

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

sharted today 💁

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

[my husband watching "longest fart" video]: I know this guy!

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

My husband knows Mr. methane

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

I have yet to be hired as a life drawing model

[troll woman @TheDevilsTeat]

i am always walking right into my husband's fart clouds.