Devon Collins

My mom thinks I'm funny. •she/her•

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

Me: I have 7,089,346 things to do. There are not enough hours in the day.

Also Me:

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

PSA: It's true. 🎉

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Nothing compares to the orderliness of a waffle.

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

@DrJessicaLanger Thank you! I got vaccinated yesterday at West Park Healthcare Centre in Toronto. I wasn't asked for any proof or documentation--just my health card! You can add me to your count 🥳

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. (but I'm also a tired mom and a hangry mom.) #PHILLYCastingCall https://t.co/r1UvSyYTDP via @YouTube

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

I wake my dog up from her naps a dozen+ times a day to tell her how much I love her. Am I the best mother or the worst? Please vote.

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

My dog just threw a tennis ball at my nose with no opposable thumbs. #anythingispossible #believeinyourself #ow

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

I highly suggest watching a WWII movie the night before the air show happens to be rehearsing to add a fun moment of terror to your morning

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

I miss Jimmy Johns.

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

@k_quinnn BAFFLED.

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

“Girls pockets have no pants.”
-anonymous

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

💫⭐️✨🌟 https://t.co/7OUZIRgSoE

[Thirsty. @thirstyseries]

“Shoot for the stars, land among the stars.” - @devondoherty #MondayMotivation

[Thirsty. @thirstyseries]

Happy #ThirstyThursday y'all! Our trailer is live! Check it out and get #Thirsty with us! https://t.co/FuqPzX3zvC via @YouTube #thirstytheseries

[Devon Collins @thedevoncollins]

I Got Distracted & Now My Coffee Is Cold: An Autobiography

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Please be quiet. I am reading terms and conditions.

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before 🎵

[FKA Mike @high_key_mikey]

Does anyone else feel like their body is a chemistry set in which you adjust levels of caffeine, THC, and food in order to create a personality?