Cogito, ergo bibo.

This bird site is for the birds.

Not me so much, anymore.

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

oh no its a thread

https://t.co/zTESZURkLg

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

They changed the ABC song to clarify the LMNOP part, and it is life ruining.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Sony: [Deletes 500 legally purchased movies from your account]

"So anyway, this is how you're going to buy games now."

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

@nyetminder #badhashtags

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

"Let me tell you about the Stanley Cup: the Stanley Cup doesn't matter."

[The Sid Seixeiro Show @sidseixeiroshow]

Sid has a message for hockey fans in Carolina.

#sick #thesidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro @J_Pardi

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

This is my favorite Canes Cup take.

Ottawa: "hard for Carolina's game" till they didn't lead once.

Philly: "going to be a challenge," then they weren't.

Montreal: "the team of destiny" for a "Metro can't beat the Atlantic" teams, then...whoops.

Vegas: "in four, EASY."

Huh.

[WhiteWashed104 @WhiteWashed104]

@SonataAway The reality is that this team just is not as good as this postseason displays them to be. One of the easiest cup runs in all of sports that I've ever witnessed. I do not doubt that they will be out in the first round next year

[Sara @SaraCivian]

I’m actually dead

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

@Steve_Dangle Dangle jinx ftw?

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE CUP IS COMING BACK TO RALEIGH!!!

[John Forslund @JohnForslund]

That's water baby!!!

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

Good for Canes fans. They are nuts. Tailgatin booze bags. They deserve this

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

@Steve_Dangle Canes in 6?

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

O CAPTAIN! OUR CAPTAIN!

[Leah Z. @LMZR88]

Its not Freddy's fault but I'm ready to give Bussi a try.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Video team on a heater

[Sarah Donaldson @mmmmmmsarah]

i’m SO emotional all over again hearing John Forslund on the call. oh my god.

[Mike Forman @MForman5]

OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

@sdpnsports Though it'll never happen, how many games SHOULD Texier (on Miller) and/or Hall (on Dobson) have been suspended for?

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

...ngl, the butthole was tight for OT.

#SoundTheSiren

[Cogito, ergo bibo. @TheDillon13]

@corylav Definitely one of the most cowardly no-calls in a long time. Calling that slashing is spitting in the Canes face.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The top 400 Billionaires vs. everyone else.

[SENS TALK @senstalk_]

Sorry it had to be this way Philly!