The D. Roy

''If God is for us, no one can be against us.''

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@dejarennaee Why is the only thing running through my mind..."Girl, if you don't quit scratchin' the shit outta that wall with that ladder!!! 'Fkwrongwitchu?!"

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@Chicanatravels But...

...if you're still talking about it...

...for a second time...

...it sounds like...

...to me...

...you're already arguing...?

#jussayin

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@_lexxkiara24 He either looks like the Mayor from Horton Hears A Who or the How Do Latinos Pronounce guy...

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@sirikvl Dem tomato slices doe...

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@MelodySinghs

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@Crimson_ChinJr Unless youre using Half & Half or Heavy Whipping Cream, youre doin' it wrong.

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.@RebeccaJarvis I don't know if I'd say "unbelievable"...

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@ihatebaconx Ozzie as in Ozzy Osbourne???

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@azlygnz With all that shit on your dresser?

Done!

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@itsmadgalkris Why she look like she's hangin' out in the bathroom sink?! #HoneyIShrunkTheKids

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@Zay_Honey Gurrrrrl...You tryin' to give somebody PINK EYE?!?!

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@Keanna_Theo That top talmbout...

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@MsGrenaway_

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@O_Satisfying Zoom out a lil bit.

Those hands look familiar.

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@biencaroo Am I the only one wondering what her tattoo is of? #jusaskin

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@growing_daniel All I could hear was, "We're not here to fuck spiders..."

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@AraDG11 @lollyfangs @KimKim184 @growing_daniel I'd like to solve, Pat.

Okay. Go right ahead.

Pit. Bull. Cat!

Yeahhh!!!

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@justice_Tyr22 "But the dog would not bulge..."

"...dog heads and human bodies..."

It's one o'clock in the morning and I'm sitting here lmfao.

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@TheArnold_SoM @MrGee54 ...unless you're gonna use live bait and/or drinking anything other than Natty Light or MHL or Schaefer and/or eating anything other than salami sandwiches & Fritos...#goodtimes #whenmenweremen

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@CBSNews "To spend more time with his wife..."