Dish Pig

43 year old dish washer. Broke, single and my dog ran away. Aussie living the dream in USA.

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They say, “Curiosity killed the cat,”

Dish Pig begs to differ.

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Michael Jackson’s “Man in the Mirror” has such a great message. If only MJ ... https://t.co/DnIn9iSuGx

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If I’m gonna be an #influencer so I can quit my #restaurantjob as a #dishpig I ... https://t.co/mbez67l5Tq

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Here’s some words of wisdom from your mate, @thedishpig_

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I need you to follow me @thedishpig_on #instagram

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There's no shame in going to #therapy.

It feels so good to have someone that re... https://t.co/HOywupqjte

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I was feeling down so I went into one of them stores with #cutepuppies in the win... https://t.co/ebSwJCI0cF

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This year couldn’t possibly be any worse than 2020. Of course, your mate, Dish ... https://t.co/thSRXuUI4J

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I try to be a #glasshalfful type of bloke and I prefer if that glass is half full... https://t.co/sGS7b6P6Ty

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Not sure who needs to hear this but #tinder and #grinder are two very different t... https://t.co/AY4bHwFBXj

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No matter how bad things seem, there’s always a chance to turn things around.

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Monday’s just like any other day. 24 mostly tedious hours with bursts of minor... https://t.co/bJXtGkgCfo

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Happy Sunday everyone! There’s a tradition in #thelanddownunder — where I com... https://t.co/Fm6JgXduJK

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“Sorry, love, the #oldfella is significantly larger and muuuuuuch wider than th... https://t.co/G8eaW0LEMW

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Your mate, #Dishpig is a proud man. I hate to ask for anything. But there’s a s... https://t.co/Vq2mhyYSoD

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Respect the mullet.

#mullet #ozziemullet #mulletsofaustralia #goodhair #toosweet... https://t.co/xyqD9nGnKZ

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#fbf

Meet the old boss. Same as the old boss.

Here I am #onset for #thedishpig
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Someone that saw #thedishpig on #amazonprime (link in bio) told me that this clip... https://t.co/zUDMZK1dJr

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Complete this sentence in comments:

This man _______________.

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I’m on @primevideo on a show called #thedishpig — THAT’s my name! I’m gonna be famous.

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Please watch it. If enough people watch, maybe I can quit my job scraping rubbish off other people’s #dirtydishes