The Djing Truth

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#dj #truth 034 - Las Vegas Djs are all posers.

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#dj #truth 033 - If a new dj enters the booth at your gig and tries to introduce themselves, tell them to get the fuck out and re-think their life choices.

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#dj #truth 032 - If a young child says they want to be a dj, smack them upside the head and tell them to smarten the fuck up.

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#dj #Truth 031 - Djing being accessible for everyone is exactly what ruined djing.

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#dj #Truth 030 - 95% of djs should just turn vinyl mode off when using cdjs

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#dj #Truth 029 - 40 min dj sets are for pussies

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#dj #Truth 028 - Exposure is payment for nothing 🖕

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#dj #Truth 027 - every dj has infringed copyrights

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#dj #Truth 026 - make friends with cocaine or else play weddings forever

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#dj #Truth 025 - every dj at some point in time has had the urge to punch a promoter

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#dj #Truth 024 - If Kobe Bryant was a dj, he would have been better than Shaq.

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#dj #Truth 023 - Michael Jordan is the goat. Any dj that disagrees, its guaranteed they can't mix by ear.

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#dj #Truth 022 - nobody gives a fuck about what brand of headphones you use

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#dj #Truth 021 - hearing damage is both a curse and a blessing

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#dj #Truth 020 - drowning in music is a good thing

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#dj #Truth 019 - tour life is an evil trap

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#dj #Truth 018 - Djing is now a video game

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#dj #Truth 017 - most djs act nice but they're actually dicks

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#dj #Truth 016 - Most djs have either a non-existent or horrible family life

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#dj #Truth 015 - Networking only matters when you snort coke with the right people