Dominique Persson

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[Dominique Persson @thedompp]

Abbe tycker att man ska lösa problemet med att en sleep mask åker runt under natten genom att ha inplanerade magneter i ansiktet

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People calling me hot this week because I usually look like shit🤝

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@billieeilish and young @ReeseW low key kinda look alike

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@elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Call of Booty, great game

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@moamalm vad heter det när en blondin färgar håret brunt?

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Bapelsin. Iconic https://t.co/9kpPD7SpJL har suttit i 10 min och försökt komma på fler, bappelsin it is

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Best drinking game if you want to die is take a sip for every time anyone says one of your groups catchphrases

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Idag fyller Emma Bill år. #EmmaBillÄrSåCool

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What if you ask someone for a pen and paper and they respond with “I only have paper”

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Living at home these past weeks made me realize something. I really picked the room furthest away from the bathroom AND the kitchen?? Stupid child

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Ever just feel like you got hit by a car and swallowed the airbag bc same

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”Mom, you’re invalidating my feelings.”
“No, just stop feeling that way”

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At home workout hack: no equipment? Use your emotional baggage

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Everyone who doesn't have their camera on in your video conference is naked.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Would be great to combine blood donations with a C19 antibody test, so you know if you’re immune. Refill blood banks & give donors peace of mind.

[Annaa @madelanna]

Tror ni matbutikhyllorna tar bilder tillbaka på det tomma inom oss?

[Dominique Persson @thedompp]

Har inte tänkt på avståndet mellan vagn och plattform på en vecka

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När man saknar SL vet man att det är kris

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Every priest in 2020 is replacing holy water with hand sanitizer