Fernando Titties Jr.

I move like a demon & talk like a poet. My business ain’t ya business. 👩🏽‍💻🤓

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

First time up here in months……
Everyone still dumb as hell. Dumber, even. Wow.

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

The WNBA today >>>>>

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

Fuck Kash Patel, he is a stupid bug eyed bitch boy.
Fuck the FBI.
Fuck the New Jersey state troopers.

Just wanted that on record.
Good morning.

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

& yes, they are still arguing in the comments with the refs. Lmaoooo sports fans are the most insane ppl in the world

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

The official nba referees account having to chime in because yall don’t know ball so loudly is hilarious lmao

[NBA Referees @OfficialNBARefs]

This is NOT a foul. Thomas legally gets to the ball and knocks the ball loose prior to any contact. The leg to leg contact is incidental once the ball is clearly loose. This was correctly judged in real time as a no call as were the subsequent technical fouls.

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

Sometimes I think about how much shit I had to do with ex’s that I dont have to do with my girl now & the difference is do stark.
I used to have to do so much pretending. I really did not like them bitches fr. & frankly, they ain’t like me either! lol

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Theo sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Theo reaping:

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

White people when their behavior is affecting others negatively: 😄😆🤣🤪

White people when their behavior is affecting themself: hey man, this is so uncool.

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

I actually like Kendra Andrews & think she writes pretty good stuff usually.

But that’s just dumb. But as I said, the media will do anything but admit they were wrong. They wrote the “MVPhee” narrative before the season began, they gon twist themselves in a pretzel to keep it

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

Fuck the “fair or not” part cause we know life ain’t fair fr. The craziest thing to say here is that she has to outdo her numbers from last year when the numbers from this year STILL are better than the person u chose as MVP.
😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Kendra Andrews @kendra__andrews]

I hadn’t made up my mind when we ran out predictions. And predictions are also different than who was getting my vote. Deciding MVP has been one of the toughest votes for this ballot. I’d be lying if I didn’t say my mind changed from day to day. Ultimately, I went with Phee - the best player on the best team - who also made history last night with her 50/40/90 split. A’ja put together an amazing season. But her numbers were lower than last season, and one part about being great and a multiple time MVP, you have to keep outdoing yourself - whether that’s fair or not.

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[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

Came back up here & I see these mf’s still dumb as they ever been.

Dumber, even.
Incredible.

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

@crashoutking1 Ahhh here it is. Only ok with accolades YOU deem “meaningful”.
Niggas gon always move that goalpost lmaooo

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

“one of the darkest days in American history” is absolutely CRAZY considering the very dark history of this country lmfaooo.
These people are insane because they actually believe shit like this too😭

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

Yes, something wild happened and I immediately opened this app.

Only reason I still have it lmao.

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

Been laughing at every quote tweet on this for the past hour 😭😭

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk https://t.co/1zjr6QycWd

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

I got on here a lil while ago & saw ppl asking the AI to tell them the most famous profile visitor.

The way yall just hand access over so freely is crazy to me lmao just feeding ur enemy by hand. This country truly doomed because everyone is just so stupid now.

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

Was tryna listen to Beyonce during work & someone from work interrupted to start asking me about work 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

Don’t hate me but the transition my playlist just did of Somebody To Call my Lover by Janet Jackson to Bed Chem by Sabrina Carpenter kind of blew my mind lol

[Fernando Titties Jr. @thedonjT]

“My flop & ur flop, is not the same. If you did my numbers yall would pop champagne. If I did yall numbers I would hop out a plane. suicide, if I fall from the distance from u & I…”

Lmaooooo yea idc. Cardi skated 💨💨.