John Donk

Iowan living in Nebraska. Cubs. Cowboys. Whiskey. The first two lead me to the third.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

There will only ever be one Anthony Rizzo.

[Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble @DPTakesAGamble]

🚨Micah Parsons trade official statement🚨

“NO, IM NOT OK” - @SheaInIrving

[John Donk @thedonkjohn]

Well this game feels familiar... ugh... #Cubs

[Cubs Insider @realcubsinsider]

The Cubs bullpen is ruining this team? Wow, shocker

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Seiya Suzuki taking batting practice with a samurai sword 🤯

[Cory J. Hinchey @hinchey_j]

@BloggingTheBoys The first time hurt because it was the bad guys actually winning.

This is just a confirmation that they're an amazingly well run organization top to bottom. It hurts but not nearly as much.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

The attention-obsessed Cowboys buried the hiring of their new coach at 10 ET on a Friday night. That tells you all you need to know.

[Patrik [No C] Walker @VoiceOfTheStar]

Some will talk about #Cowboys playoff odds.

I won't.

What I want is for them to play Villain Ball in the final 3 games of the regular season — fast and loose to ruin the holidays for the Bucs, Eagles and Commanders.

🔬Grinch SZN is here😈: https://t.co/dFKvFAdhe5

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Robin Williams was the true definition of "put others before yourself" fly high legend

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Steve Kornacki entering the MSNBC studio today

[John Donk @thedonkjohn]

I complained at work so my coworker made me this!

[John Donk @thedonkjohn]

Here is my election day hot take. Douglas County Nebraska has the worst "I've voted stickers" in the country. Awful.

[MLB @MLB]

OTD in 2016, the @Cubs complete the 3-1 comeback to win their first #WorldSeries since 1908!

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Yankees should’ve put Anthony Rizzo in, he would’ve struck out Freddie Freeman.

[Ben Rogers @BenRogers]

I mean… should we be surprised that the team that built a stadium with a blatant design flaw, the team that wouldn’t let Overshown wear #0 cause it’s Rowdy’s number, the team that brought Zeke back as RB1, the team that traded a 4th round pick for a 3rd string QB they don’t use, the team that drafted Taco over TJ Watt (#NeverForget), the team that took this past offseason off without any big moves, the team with a walk-the-plank dead man walking head coach in the last year of his deal, the team with an owner in the role of GM… is struggling?? Really? That’s surprising. #DallasCowboys #DumpsterFire #TeamTank

[cowboysnation ready to be hurt again @CowboysNation]

Time to bring these back?

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

Offense falls apart near redzone. Loses yards.

Team settles for field goal attempt. It's blocked.

It is October 6th but wow it feels like the end is coming.